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Lol this aint new. I love Weezy but bro has stolen multiple R&B verses word for word, and some rap too. Hell, Girls Around the World, Lloyd ft Wayne. Whole stolen rap verse 🤣 bless him. There is plenty more.

01.10.2025 23:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I can't be out here forgetting to stretch in the morning

02.09.2025 15:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

only a few people are allowed to call me randomly.

My days in the call centers have scarred me so I've been a texter for at least a decade. But i love a voice note! ima text back tho

21.07.2025 21:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Sí.

22.05.2025 23:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol facts they gave me those underwear after emergency surgery years back (I won't lie they were comfy af) they are NOT for outside 🤣

01.05.2025 23:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Genuinely made me smile. They dress like my great-grandfather did. So smooth 😎

27.04.2025 17:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On this Earth Day, I want the aliens to know that if shit hits the fan, I was on their side all along.

22.04.2025 16:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same

22.04.2025 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She looks it. We'll see.

05.04.2025 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm just waiting for genuine responses.

04.04.2025 14:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adorable.

04.04.2025 11:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Awwww.

04.04.2025 11:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, it's like that time applied for a different position in my company and didn't get it. I don't have to "step up" and fix SHIT now that a choice was made.

04.04.2025 11:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She should've paid that man, and if he turned around and decided not to accept the money, fine. She made a deal. She probably lost a decent guy due to her sense of entitlement.

27.03.2025 16:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No lie.

11.03.2025 15:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very well said. Couldn't have said it better myself.

06.03.2025 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol the inmates in the kitchen invent shit all the time

06.03.2025 02:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear it, particularly with honey nut cheerios and corn pops. I require my milk ice cold - I swear the temp changes quicker with honey cereals than with my frosted flakes or froot loops, for instance

05.03.2025 23:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But, Honeycombs cereal makes the milk warm on its own. I swear, all honey cereals cause cold milk to go warm quickly

05.03.2025 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ugh! Let me go rewatch one of my favorite eps where Macho Man Randy Savage voices Space Ghost's father, good times. RIP.

04.03.2025 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I can't unsee it

04.03.2025 19:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Majority" looks like Longlegs 😆

04.03.2025 19:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Same.

03.03.2025 02:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a fact! This is why my grandmother used to say "stay in a child's place" 😆

03.03.2025 01:47 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Facts. Probably sent over a plate of food or something as the signal. Grown folks binnis intrigues me till this day

03.03.2025 01:46 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ain't no contact info on the card how'd they send for him? 🤣

03.03.2025 01:40 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

She looks gorgeous, but the belt is a no

02.03.2025 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stunning!

02.03.2025 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I told them that it's a dangerous gift to casually buy for someone's feet. They bought it anyway! I hope it did what it was supposed to do, though.

01.03.2025 00:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Birdo's nose/mouth thing creeps me out

01.03.2025 00:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0