Me: Watches Cliff Cash
YouTube: O HAI. I SEE U LIEK COMEDY. I HAZ COMMEDY!
Algorithm: Ricky Gervais
OK, but the Venn diagram of funny things and anything Gervais has ever done is two separate circles. In different buildings. On different planets.
Surely nobody is surprised by the malevolent incompetence of the Trump regime?
What you see is exactly what you’d expect when the sole qualification for any job is giving the wrong answer to the most-litigated political question this century.
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/
UniFi cameras work well, integrate with their excellent network equipment, and your data stays yours.
Questions mount for Hegseth over “possible US involvement” in the destruction of a school in a city the US was bombarding, by a US-built Tomahawk missile.
Way to both-sides murder, BBC.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
So it turns out these fuckers don’t only reject that woke guy from the Gospels, they also reject the Old Testament, which is absolutely full of rules of engagement, most of them less shitty than Kegbreath’s.
Far-white account “End Wokeness” posts a pair of images with the caption “less than 25 years apart”. Left: 9/11 Right: Zohran Mamdani surrounded by people sitting cross legged on rugs. Most of them white.
Less than 25 years from a terrorist attack driven by US destabilization of the entire Muslim world, to New York electing a Muslim pacifist as mayor.
It gives you hope.
Unlike that rancid bigot Tuberville, who can get in the sea. Especially since half the people round Mamdani are white!
Wherever Tuberville is, the enemy is inside the gates. Glad he finally noticed.
Wherever Tuberville is, the enemy is inside the gates. Glad he finally noticed.
You’d like to think so, wouldn’t you?
Sir pTerry gave us the permanent counter to the ridiculous question of how you can have morality without monotheism.
The answer is Sam Vimes. And Sir pTerry himself, whose books are the funniest morality plays in history.
bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown
"FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"
I have written to my elected representatives to demand they, and the government, cease using Xitter.
What's the going rate for a pardon, again? And do you get three-for-two?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I remember when he stumbled over his words once, and the papers spent months obsessing over his cognitive decline.
Oddly, they are very quiet about the visible deterioration of the oldest president in US history. Almost as if they are not acting in good faith or something.
Yes, his first priority is stopping evil. Which is why he is fellating Putin and trying to annex Venezuela, Alaska, Greenland, and Iran, all of which - purely coincidentally - have oil.
Oil is the second greatest cause of death and human misery after religion.
When even Rod Liddle realises you're full of shit...
I am struggling to identify the supposed problem. Is it that men with fragile egos will feel even more emasculated if their therapist doesn't have a beard?
Screw those guys. They deserve their misery.
![From Wikipedia:
Research from the Brennan Center, "indicates that more than 9 percent of American citizens of voting age, or 21.3 million people, don't have proof of citizenship readily available".[16] The center said the act "would compel voter roll purges that are bound to sweep in eligible American voters" and that "when Arizona and Kansas implemented similar policies at the state level, tens of thousands of eligible citizens were blocked from registering", concluding, "the SAVE Act's proof-of-citizenship requirement is a solution in search of a problem".[2]
According to the U.S. Vote Foundation, the SAVE Act would jeopardize voting registration access for US military service members serving abroad and other US citizens resident overseas.[17]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:32bej6vntvbtzd34yqogxk3v/bafkreiebmrovxzgj6miors77gbhc7sug4plbxbrjdf4lxe6jlttj4yvo5y)
From Wikipedia: Research from the Brennan Center, "indicates that more than 9 percent of American citizens of voting age, or 21.3 million people, don't have proof of citizenship readily available".[16] The center said the act "would compel voter roll purges that are bound to sweep in eligible American voters" and that "when Arizona and Kansas implemented similar policies at the state level, tens of thousands of eligible citizens were blocked from registering", concluding, "the SAVE Act's proof-of-citizenship requirement is a solution in search of a problem".[2] According to the U.S. Vote Foundation, the SAVE Act would jeopardize voting registration access for US military service members serving abroad and other US citizens resident overseas.[17]
SAVE Act is "a solution in search of a problem"? No it's not.
There are only two ways to preserve Republican power: adopt less vile policies, or stop Democrats from voting.
That's the problem, SAVE is the solution.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safegua...
GUNS & BRAWNDO, because BRAWNDO’s Got Electrolytes, and that’s what Mass Shooters crave!
#America
#Idiocracy
What is to be gained by giving Chille de Castro one more chance to serve a meritless lawsuit on victims it is intended to harass?
www.courtlistener.com/docket/70333...
Fact is, the only players that are safe are straight white Christian cis male American Republicans.
And even then, if they fail the Griffin Test they are at risk.
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Hell no. Tesla is the world's most overvalued company, it's run by a Nazi, its cars want to kill you, and they could not pay me to take their products away.
In related news: Sigenergy are excellent!
Hey, Siri, what is "unforced error"?
Starmer is, bluntly, an idiot. Mandelson is toxic. We have known that for decades.
youtu.be/q43jnI1Nv_s?...
Top book, highly recommended.
Logan Paul REALLY doesn't want that deposition testimony to come out.
Which it absolutely will, because he has never given any reason not to beyond "trust me, bro".
www.courtlistener.com/docket/68891...
NEWS! 'We don't protect our own schools from guns, so why would we protect foreign schools from missiles?' explains US newsthump.com/2026/03/12/w...
It must be wonderful to be so comfortably off that the picture on a banknote is the thing that worries you most.
IDK, lots of countries seem to be able to kill people. The real trick is in getting what you want *without* doing that.
