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06.07.2025 11:20 👍 14908 🔁 5065 💬 413 📌 286
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it's pouring rain so he's making biscuits

07.06.2025 18:32 👍 10827 🔁 584 💬 119 📌 35
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Tulips, carnations, lilies, roses -- all sorts of flowers gathered to be painted by Rachel Ruysch, who was born on this day in 1664.

03.06.2025 12:29 👍 213 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 2

the new carrie white should've been played by a fat girl

03.06.2025 12:05 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
illustration of a little duck floating in the sea at the beach.

illustration of a little duck floating in the sea at the beach.

⋆.beach day*:・🌊☀️🏝️🐥 #art

02.06.2025 14:36 👍 2681 🔁 579 💬 20 📌 2

THAT ENDINGGHHHHHH

14.04.2025 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Watching the last 30 minutes of Apocalypse Now like this as if I haven't seen it 60 times

14.04.2025 16:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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He

12.04.2025 16:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Liberals are fascinating

02.04.2025 05:48 👍 80 🔁 2 💬 9 📌 0

Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass

02.04.2025 12:30 👍 1762 🔁 84 💬 295 📌 16
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I'm coping

02.04.2025 05:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm fucking crying

02.04.2025 05:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Batman forever 💓

02.04.2025 05:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Like yeah I knew this was coming but Jesus I'm cooked

28.03.2025 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There goes my career

28.03.2025 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My useless fucking museum degree strikes again

20.03.2025 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DOGE is going after IMLS. There goes my career!!!!!!

20.03.2025 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can't believe it's over WHAT

20.03.2025 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I finished my first watch thru of the Sopranos I'm such a mess

20.03.2025 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0