🧿Kat🪬

It is virtually impossible to learn every law or code that I’m required to apply daily or know every statute, clause and subsection within any given case. It’s about attention to detail, patterns and an obscene amount of research. Its a good thing I enjoy the work

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Government career tip: never let them know you’re smart af

One day you help with something small and suddenly you’re the expert on 34 things you learned five minutes ago. Now people bring me cases, systems, and forms I’ve never heard of.

Meanwhile I’m calmly thinking who tf authorized this 😮‍💨

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When your twin nephews tell you they just enlisted with the Army with an option 40 contract as 11B and 12B and leave next month.

All I could say in response was
“Dear god not under this administration”

😹
One of the agents I work with asked me to assist with something and my first response was “Absolutely not “
Him: “I’m ordering food from YaYa’s” and proceeds to bring the canine over.
Me: “okay, fine”

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I’m easily swayed with snacks and furry animals, as was discovered at work today…

lol that’s the point

Who?

Huh?

What?!

Someone once told me I was the bees knees and I asked “do bees have knees” his reply was “they sure do and they’re spectacular”

Sometimes our defenses are just a perception created by someone’s fragility and become our armor without intent
🐝✨🫶🏻

Oh but the midterms is the point. He wants to declare war time and try and suspend the election, people are saying

It’s infuriating when lives are being lost for egos too fragile for the roles they pretend to play

Another casus belli
Another false flag

The truth is rarely that obedient. The powerful declare necessity; we inherit the consequence

We owe it to those who live under the weight of these decisions to look deeper, question more, and remember that even the grandest narratives can hide quieter truths

When one of the agents you work with brings you snacks just as pretty as they are tasty. No clue what it is but it’s yummy 😋

Weak men in polished rooms speak of glory like it’s theirs to give

They sign papers
Our loved ones bleed

Power is loud at the podium, but courage is the one who comes home changed or doesn’t come home at all
My brothers will do whats required of them but only a despot believes he can control war

Working on a Saturday because there’s so many cases and not enough me’s…

Hey you 😘

Blue and white like heirloom china beautiful, but stronger than they look.

May you carry your softness like silk, your sass like a secret weapon, and your big, untamed heart like the masterpiece it is. 🩵

lol 😹
Find your own plot line, this one’s taken, and stop haunting houses you’ve never lived in…

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Dear Corporal’s of the United Staes Army, you do not know as much as you think you do, so please kindly STFU when I’m conducting an interview with the private

The wind, dances through the drapes we call moss and whispers sweet nothings in my ear, while the sun reaches through the branches the way you’ve torn through my walls to reach my heart. How beautiful it is be loved by my dreams…✨💙

Love lives in the small things.
And beauty is everywhere once you decide to see it. ✨
Happiness is found in the simplicity of small gestures and thoughtful words 🫶🏻

Yep

Good for you. Take your negativity elsewhere. If you think everyone who is playful with you is a predator then you will lead a miserable life. You’re accusing someone you don’t know and have never interacted with of being a predator and that is not only immature but highly inappropriate! Gtfoh

Yeah I can tell the difference between someone joking and someone being predator, I’m a 50 year old woman not a child thanks

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Just met with a 94 year old veteran for work who proceeded to tell me how beautiful I was and that if the DHS armed guard wasn’t sitting there he’d kiss me and then asked me to be his sugar momma.
My response: the government don’t pay me enough for that
😹😹😹
Good lordt this job can be entertaining

In case you didn’t notice, I’m the perfect height to hear your heart every time you hug me…✨🫶🏻

Life doesn’t always sparkle.
Sometimes it just breathes quietly beside you, in the company of those who love you gently.
And somehow, that’s more than enough✨🫶🏻

Attic spaces are the best for that