Jason T. Kocher

Fortune Some Hundred.

Using the term Kafkaesque to describe something is cliché...

But so is work.

I am the season.

Am I the only one that misses winter?

Wait...

Is "Hamnet" a prequel to the Tom Hanks and Daniel Aykroyd film "Dragnet" ?

I feel like "After Hours" and "The Squeeze" would make a good double feature.

You know what would make a good Pepsi flavor?

Parkay.

I'm watching After Hours and thinking of you.

I have confirmed that the MARVEL OREO Stuf of Legends cookies only change color after you've eaten them.

And...

Oh boy, do they change color!

I've had better conversations with Kohler toilets that I have with most people.

Del the Funky Homosapien just saved SNL.

Someone make a Twilight Zone episode where Jeffrey Combs and Sam Rockwell are teleported back in time to star in a Twilight Zone episode together.

Alright, stick with me here...

Doctor Doom...

But played by Captain Beefheart.

Guys...

I'm gonna get us some shirts made.

Dear Algorithm,

Please help connect me with accounts that just post cool things Doctor Doom has done.

SO EXCITED!
Can't believe I got tickets to this show!

i'M gOING tO sTART wRITING eMAILS lIKE tHIS tO sEE iF tHAT hELPS iMPROVE aCTUAL cOMPREHENSION.

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

I wish I could be perfectly healthy and still hack up mucus and phlegm like I was sick.

It makes me feel really accomplished.

Dark Canada has been vanquished!

USA now moves on to the mirror match against Dark USA!

If they win that match, only Shao Kahn lies between them and Gold!

#olympics

Who do you think would win in a fight?

Welp...

I already spilled lunch on my pants so I might as well get Chipotle for dinner.

When did people get so religious about their religion?!

Jeez!

I am overcome with an urge to cosplay as Michael Keaton's character from "Gung Ho".

That's the kind of day it is.

Is Latveria a real country and if so are they currently looking for a leader?

I need a new job.

It's crazy how they keep making people.

Things, afoot.

I really want to believe that Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain and that they faked the moon landing together.

I'd pay a premium price for a Mewgenics DLC that just adds a Jhonen Vasquez "meow".

I have come to the realization that I need to get a Doctor Doom plushie.

Someone get to work on that for me.