ProfessionalHallucinator

i guess more crucially its funny how prearcane vi was a piltover character and treated as such while postarcane ppl align her with zaun because seeing the explanation they gave for her being a piltover citizen was like watching your beautiful toddler be fed to sharks

Aloy's story is about fighting back against the apocalyptic effects of hubristic tech CEOs whose greed and short sightedness destroyed civilization

Lord Gortash I can send you my resume!!!! I'd be happy to bring my talents to your enterprise, it would be my honour even

I recently finished Baldur’s Gate 3 for the first time!! Here is a 1hr warmup painting because I just adore Wyll :D

#bg3 #wyll #BaldursGate3

“hey we saw you from across the mountain and we hate your vibe”
#ryuunart

Sketch portrait of Minthara of house Baenre from Baldur's Gate 3. She is topless, her arms are crossed over her torso. Her body is very athletically built, with broad shoulders and thick arms. Despite her superlative physique, she appears to be grumpy or, more likely, pondering some ill intent.

Minthara Baenre
#art #bg3 #fanart #musclegirl

I love my victory screens it's like, damage taken:
Prometheus - 435
Typhon - 190
Eris - 80
Typhon tail - 30

I love it when the boss is 3 apples tall, poorly telegraphed, and completely swamped in his own visual effects (and mine) so I have no idea where he or his fuckass eagle are at any time 😍😍

Inverted colour screenshot of some mmo with extra stickers and squiggles to show how it's impossible to tell what's happening on screen

Yeah, I love Hades 2 so far, I'm really enjoy-

The Prometheus fight:

Valid

Zag's shade fan from Elysium,,,, is at the mourning fields watching over Cerberus 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Both of these things make me want to see them kiss even more 😌😌

I think Nemesis Hades 2 should be worse lads idk. Not only is she vitally important to my run planning (if I can't outcompete her I've made a bad build) but she's also one of the only people saying "you should consider there's many great reasons to hate your family" directly to Mel's face

kakashi with a lot of hair and things shoved in it like marge simpson

#🍳art :)

I'd like to see allies faltering, Mel questioning her purpose and why, perhaps, so many legions of mortals were willing to join chronos. There are plenty of offhand remarks about the callous cruelty of Mel's allies towards mortals so I really hope it's a central theme in the full release

Odysseus has been aided and helped and hindered in equal parts so he's variable. Arachne has no love for the gods, Heracles obviously hates the gods more than he cares about mortals. Even Icarus maybe should harbour some admiration for Prometheus, for how can he build things without fire?

Nemesis is really interesting because of that, she has several dialogues vaguely alluding to this being a fate the Olympians (and gods more broadly) brought on themselves and deserve and obviously idk how the full narrative is gonna develop but I live for this interpersonal drama

My delusional hope for Hades is that, especially with Prometheus entering the fold, maybe some of Mel's allies begin to express doubts or even defect. Arachne gets (rightfully) upset about this whole thing being about aiding the Olympians but she gets over it in time

We can't have a normal fucking date in this Bureau

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Dull, muted, doodoo brown slapped on the most violently uninspired Greco Roman fusion armour Nolan I TRUSTED you

✦ ✦ Happy Valentines Day ~ ✦ ✦
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#PTN #PathtoNowhere

Affection Confections Wondrous item, rare This small and simple heart-shaped box is wrapped lovingly in a ribbon. What appears to be a simple token of affection is actually a gift that keeps on giving. You can use an action to open the box and consume the chocolate treat that is inside. When you do, roll on the effect table below. You gain the effects immediately. The box stays empty until midnight when it magically refills with a new chocolate. d12 Effect 1 Your speed is increased by 10 feet for the next 8 hours 2 You gain 10 temporary hit points that last for 24 hours 3 You immediately cast the fireball spell in a space of your choosing within range 4 Coconut. This one tastes like coconut. 5 Your Charisma score is set to 20 for 3 hours 6 You gain a +2 bonus to AC for 1 hour 7 You regain use of one of your highest level spell slots 8 You gain the effects of the fly spell for 10 minutes 9 The next weapon attack you make is a critical strike 10 Your eyes change color to a color of your choice 11 You gain advantage on your next initiative roll 12 You cannot gain any levels of exhaustion for 48 hours

This Valentine's Day, give the gift of randomly casting fireball to the one you find most fair. Just, ya know...maybe stand back a bit. #DnD

Every event I sit in the delulu corner with the Bloodborne fans, I don't have the strength to keep hoping without their company

Bloodborne remaster and Silksong need to be announced at exactly the same time if they ever happen because the solidarity of delusion these two fanbases have built up should be treasured. That and if you only announce one the other fanbase will commit mass suicide

Elden ring mod that removes all the enemies so I can just ride around when???

minthara bg3 with a wood elf woman text 'STAND BACK KITTEN.. I JUST TURNED MY SWAG ON AND THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE CRAZY...'

#tavqotd QUOTE WITH YOUR BG3 TAVDURGE YURI!!! SHOW US WHO YOU GREW IN A LAB TO KISS WOMEN!!!

I've been there so many times 😞😞 sometimes taking a break and coming back a few days later helps build up my motivation again