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That was fun.
Hope tomorrow will be just as fun.

11.03.2026 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least you get to watch ISU live either play like they're gonna win a natty, or stink it up so bad the NIT says nah.
I think that's a win. Maybe.

11.03.2026 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WINTER'S REVENGE II

11.03.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just want to know which player got beaten up in the locker room because he wasn't a team player and didn't get a red card.

10.03.2026 14:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it's not like this is a new thing. Didn't Evander walk because of this type of stuff? Others quiet quit too.

08.03.2026 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Add ruined the US Open Cup. They demanded the schedule change to accommodate them at the detriment of the lower leagues, and then noped out 2 years later.

08.03.2026 19:37 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Step 1: Win the ball
Step 2: ?

Can't do Step 1? Never know what Step 2 is.

08.03.2026 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"So goes the captain, so goes the ship."
Maybe time for an attitude adjustment.... at the top.

08.03.2026 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm more convinced each episode that he not acting, it's just so he is. Such a great show.

08.03.2026 05:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On that train for a while now... like basically from the hire. Disgraceful

08.03.2026 05:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Caturday finishing up with our sweet boy and his shark stuffie.

08.03.2026 04:42 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

$0.80 to $1.00 in a week is bonkers

07.03.2026 18:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair enough. That's a legit try.

07.03.2026 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know. It's a joke. He's playing for Brazil.
Lighten up Francis.

07.03.2026 16:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's a metric 17 so more like 24 in US units.

07.03.2026 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now I need a team to adopt a brick with arms and legs as a mascot, stat!

05.03.2026 16:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This team goes from "We're gonna win a natty" to "how do I use a spoon" faster than any other team I've ever seen.

03.03.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I whole heartedly agree. Going off label for a drug is sometimes good, but it's done for a reason and with data. And done as a last resort, not replacing standard of care.
I think simple minded people get the explanation that COVID and cancer are "bad little bugs" in your body and take it literally.

03.03.2026 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now put those same players 30 yards apart across the field. I'm never gonna get that right. Might as well not have the law at all.

02.03.2026 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From the line, seeing someone just past the defender is relatively easy. Most of the time they are near each other and facing the same way. See a blue shirt past the orange one, OS.
This change would make the back foot of the attacker compare to head of the defender in most cases. Far more errors.

02.03.2026 19:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As a former national level referee, this would be a disaster. Forget VAR, the details will just be a different spot and all have the same issues. The problem is ALL of the other games played (99.99%) would be far more difficult to officiate. (cont)

02.03.2026 19:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Metal AF.
My wife usually needs to get a flight nurse before they can get one started.

28.02.2026 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredibly responsible thing to do and good job for doing it.

27.02.2026 17:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Our oldest currently lives in MA. They say protests there don't feel the same. People are they because it's the thing to do not because it's the thing that has to be done. They are likely coming back to IA to work on elections because IA needs it. DC can wait. IA needs it now.

26.02.2026 14:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Possibly. I did 1hr right after mixing, then about 45 minutes after forming them. That extra 45 might have done it.

25.02.2026 01:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fantastic! It really is wonderful to do good, helpful things, even when it's for work.

25.02.2026 01:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. 60 second per side.

25.02.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I tried making bagels from scratch today. Emphasis on "tried".
All you bakers out there, what did I screw up? They taste ok, but the texture is very chewy and they feel in the oven. The dough was very wet and sticky.
I'm ok with "wrong" answers too, as long as they make me laugh.

25.02.2026 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When our birbs became free-loaders, they became soup. I reminded them of that arrangement often.
Come to think of it, that was mafia extortion kinda shit. I was a mob boss in a chicken "protection plan" scheme.

24.02.2026 13:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0