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Turn on the comments bitch i need my new identity

08.03.2026 17:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

07.03.2026 23:25 👍 3411 🔁 1228 💬 3 📌 15
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Oh yes. More MORE!

05.03.2026 20:37 👍 327 🔁 76 💬 26 📌 8

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

06.03.2026 14:16 👍 875 🔁 123 💬 6 📌 7
Trump: "THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!

1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).



2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.


3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!).

4. NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS.

5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILATION SURGERY FOR CHILDREN, WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN APPROVAL OF THE PARENTS."

Trump: "THE SAVE AMERICA ACT! 1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).

 2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.
 3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!). 4. NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS. 5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILATION SURGERY FOR CHILDREN, WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN APPROVAL OF THE PARENTS."

Trump: "THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!

1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER ID (IDENTIFICATION!)



2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP TO VOTE

3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY OR TRAVEL!)

4. NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS

5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILATION SURGERY FOR CHILDREN"

05.03.2026 15:40 👍 892 🔁 244 💬 296 📌 188
05.03.2026 16:06 👍 473 🔁 42 💬 29 📌 1

"John Adams took a tankard of hard cider with his breakfast every day. James Madison reportedly drank a pint of whiskey every day. Thomas Jefferson said he wasn't much of a user of alcohol, he only had 3 or 4 glasses of wine a night. Are they all habitual drunkards, properly disarmed for life[...]?"

02.03.2026 16:44 👍 286 🔁 23 💬 8 📌 21
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

03.03.2026 01:54 👍 12843 🔁 6395 💬 1319 📌 4135
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kill all fake lovers

25.02.2026 23:31 👍 4210 🔁 1465 💬 34 📌 51
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Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment -- prosthesis, orthotics -- supplies across the board."

25.02.2026 22:04 👍 2503 🔁 1090 💬 1141 📌 1441
twitter post reading "Typical response when someone who lacks maturity can't even do their job because of a political disagreement. This is why as a nation we're stuck in the quagmire", below is user @MantleMoky replying with an image of family guy's glenn quagmire

twitter post reading "Typical response when someone who lacks maturity can't even do their job because of a political disagreement. This is why as a nation we're stuck in the quagmire", below is user @MantleMoky replying with an image of family guy's glenn quagmire

25.02.2026 14:39 👍 277 🔁 56 💬 8 📌 0

The MAGA vigilante doing the pepper spraying here is Brian Colin Veach (Tinkerton), a man with a long domestic violence rap sheet. By my count he sprayed at least four people yesterday, none of whom were a threat.

See next post for more on Brian

20.02.2026 03:55 👍 426 🔁 131 💬 6 📌 7
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Renee Good memorial site in south Minneapolis doused in gasoline Damage was minimal but police are investigating.

Someone doused Renee Good’s Minneapolis memorial and a nearby pile of wood with gasoline and started a fire at about 9 p.m. Tuesday.

18.02.2026 16:50 👍 2313 🔁 1194 💬 210 📌 324
Email from Epstein to Goertzel: "free and home"

Goertzel replies: ";-))) Congratulations!!!! Actually, I was just about to send you an email summarizing my recent progress, current situation, and future hypothetical plans...I'll probably do so tomorrow. I'm sure you're super-swamped, but it would be great to get together when you have the chance... ben"

Goertzel continues: "p.s. Also, the Singularity Summit (futurist conference, but with some good scientific speakers this year) will be in NY this year, Oct 3-4...and Oct 5-6, afterwards, there will be a brainstorming workshop I think you might enjoy (where, basically, the ~20 speakers from the Summit will get together and try to make conceptual progress on various future-science issues). I'll remind you again when the date gets closer!"

Email from Epstein to Goertzel: "free and home" Goertzel replies: ";-))) Congratulations!!!! Actually, I was just about to send you an email summarizing my recent progress, current situation, and future hypothetical plans...I'll probably do so tomorrow. I'm sure you're super-swamped, but it would be great to get together when you have the chance... ben" Goertzel continues: "p.s. Also, the Singularity Summit (futurist conference, but with some good scientific speakers this year) will be in NY this year, Oct 3-4...and Oct 5-6, afterwards, there will be a brainstorming workshop I think you might enjoy (where, basically, the ~20 speakers from the Summit will get together and try to make conceptual progress on various future-science issues). I'll remind you again when the date gets closer!"

Ben Goertzel, popularizer of the term AGI and creator of the Sophia robot, congratulating Jeffrey Epstein the day after Epstein was released from prison.

Goertzel is mentioned in the files nearly 800 times, including well after the Miami Herald investigation in 2018.

17.02.2026 05:45 👍 728 🔁 286 💬 10 📌 50
Boss: Well, it better come out soon so I can FUCK IT UP!

Boss: Well, it better come out soon so I can FUCK IT UP!

My fat ass looking at the frozen pizza in the oven:

13.11.2024 20:23 👍 39 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0

it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters

16.02.2026 04:56 👍 4122 🔁 1045 💬 35 📌 5
Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

11.02.2026 03:40 👍 8091 🔁 1546 💬 189 📌 401

pro-israel forces here and abroad have done enormous damage to themselves but also to jews broadly. the decision to defend the indefensible with specious claims of antisemitism, while playing footsie with the architects of a rising and real wave of antisemitism will prove catastrophically stupid

06.02.2026 05:11 👍 710 🔁 76 💬 8 📌 2

he looks like a tom and jerry character that got hit in the jaw with a wooden mallet before the character rearranged its face back

04.02.2026 15:39 👍 764 🔁 66 💬 19 📌 4
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I wonder who sent Jeffrey Epstein this picture of a young girl in a SpaceX tee-shirt?

$TSLA $TSLAQ #SpaceX

03.02.2026 19:24 👍 221 🔁 72 💬 29 📌 15
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hey jeff it's me, bob trivers. just wanted to share some of my thoughts

03.02.2026 02:38 👍 246 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 4

for those rightfully asking "what?"

there's a lot of additional info in the thread from Portuguese devs that are familiar with this studio, but you can also start here:
bsky.app/profile/burn...

02.02.2026 00:38 👍 101 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0

haha hey you ever post something you thought would be a funny meme

and instead you uncover a psychopath Nazi CEO who funds his company through an illegal hostel where he visa traps interns/employees and uses them as self proclaimed "slave labor" in a basement with no windows

cool cool me too...

02.02.2026 00:19 👍 482 🔁 132 💬 36 📌 4

Finding out /pol/ was likely inspired by an Epstein meeting is further proof the online alt right is not the natural progression of conservatism but a psyop determined to capture, radicalize, and mobilize young men.

Book becoming more relevant as I write it!

01.02.2026 14:04 👍 572 🔁 96 💬 16 📌 1
Photo of a street stand for the National Rebirth Party. Four men stand behind a desk.

Photo of a street stand for the National Rebirth Party. Four men stand behind a desk.

A crop of the first photo but focused on the man on the far right (haha). He's dressed in yer wee brother's idea of cool clothes. He's dressed like a Temu Nazi. He's dressed like the idea of a hateful wee bastard who thinks he's genetically superior.

A crop of the first photo but focused on the man on the far right (haha). He's dressed in yer wee brother's idea of cool clothes. He's dressed like a Temu Nazi. He's dressed like the idea of a hateful wee bastard who thinks he's genetically superior.

I cannae breathe. Look at this cunt.

30.01.2026 09:54 👍 868 🔁 120 💬 118 📌 139

Was this evolutionary biologist Robert Trivers? The details match up with his foundation receiving money from Epstein. He was pushed out of Rutgers the year before.

31.01.2026 14:14 👍 284 🔁 68 💬 12 📌 2
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Pringles, Nutella, Cheerios Among Thousands of Products Recalled for Exposure to Rodent Waste The company is urging consumers who purchased the affected products to “destroy the products as soon as possible,” per the recall announcement

There's a massive food recall (including Cheerios, how I found out) yet the only news article I can find about it is on People dot com. What is going on?

29.01.2026 14:13 👍 443 🔁 382 💬 16 📌 99