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Chrono Trigger turning 31 today makes me feel incredibly old! However when I play it I feel like im 10 years old again!

Thank you so much for helping me cope with the tough times in life!

Happy Birthday
🕰 Chrono Trigger 🕰

Same here, and it's so hard to cut back!

Im sorry that's gotta be hard. Keep at it though! Especially if you really like doing it. Ive found myself needing to cut back due to burnout from IRL stuff but I'll keep streaming even if its only for a couple hours a week.

HeartGold and SoulSilver would be absolutely epic on switch. Or even just Silver, Gold, and Crystal.

I used a Politoad for the first time on my Crystal playthrough last year and she was an absolute steamroller.

Okay all I am saying is that if you want a chance to win FREE GAMES (and they'll be titles you recognize if you like shmups) you should stay tuned for this Friday.

I MIGHT be giving away FIVE for free. 👀

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I don't lol but for real the only reason I can do it at all is my totally awesome partner who helps me find time to.

This is how I access Bsky ✨

How it started VS how its going (Jaguar, CDI and 3DO mounts in progress!)

I'll take the job, but just be prepared for 10x more posts than usual about a Dino Crisis remake.

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I have a slightly different response to stingy insects 😆

I found this movie last year and have watched it no less then 50 times. That intro song is such a banger!

Continuing on with World of Warcraft Midnight this afternoon, pretty stellar storyline this go around! Already at level 87 and we haven't even left the first zone!

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I hope you are ready to spend the first half hour talking about the weather.

It's Saturday! QTP with a cartoon series you love ⬇️

Its been a week! Im physically and mentally exhausted so its time for some highly addictive MMO action to artificially elevate my dopamine levels! Let's play the new Midnight expansion of World of Whorecraft!

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Had to go to the eye doc—now I can’t see.

Ima try to stream later! Sorry about no stream last night 😭 got too busy with LIFE.

#streamer #twitch #fyp #relatable

Brian telling you that you should avoid going outside as much as possible The setting Megaman

Fuck all the modern gambling websites and an extra fuck you to all the sports leagues that cry afoul about morality and then parade their gambling partnerships to kids watching worldwide

POV of U.S. Government office when Nintendo has to resort to Plan B.

You and I can play it in 2027 right before the new pokemon comes out! 😃

Normie Post:
I'm straight up down in the dumps friends

2026 has been rough.
First my wife lost her job to AI, but she immediately pivoted (she's incredible)
Then my dad (who has health problems) had a big scare and is currently in an extended hospital stay.
Last night our guinea pig passed away.

Hugs brother! Sorry 2026 be is being shitty 😢

So, there's a gatcha game for Wikipedia now and you should play it and if anyone has any cards about NBC's "The Sing Off", I'd be happy to trade whatever you want for it

wikigacha.com

That is the most Schlieve coded game ive ever heard of 😆

I wasn't planning on getting one until next year but pokopia looks like it scratches an itch so....

Steam Next Fest wrapped up recently and I've found some wonderful games that I'm afraid might slip under peoples' radar -- here are 7 great, varied indies on Steam that deserve more attention.
youtu.be/U-yTT2kGASU

The Dude abides

Thank fuck

Yay! Congratulations! 🎉