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Romantic Fantasy Author | She/her Canadian Repped by Kira Watson of Janklow & Nesbit Associates Free Palestine πŸ‰ https://linktr.ee/IvyTWoods

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Strongly encourage all academics, novelists, reporters, bloggers, whatever to just email this account and state that you want to opt out of this idiocy.

Overload them with emails and make them regret they ever tried this shit.

expertoptout@superhuman.com

11.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1243 πŸ” 513 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 14
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a man in a blue shirt is driving a boat with the words " would n't it be nice if we were older " Alt: Adam Sandler in a blue shirt is driving a boat with the words " wouldn't it be nice if we were older " rocking back and forth

Me, coming back to the math over and over again to figure out moon cycles and tides for this stupid planet made-up planet

I HAVE A MUSIC DEGREE, WHY AM I DOING MATH

08.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man laying on his back in a grassy field with mountains in the background Alt: a man laying on his back in a grassy field with mountains in the background. A spirit floated up out of his body into the sky

The Seasonal Affective Disorder leaving my body as soon as the sun comes out and it’s above 5Β° C

07.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thrilled to share today that I’ve signed with Natalie Sun at HG Literary to represent me and HANNAH MCCOY TAKES A STAND!

05.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

I'm going to say this with a bit of frustration, but fuck all the way off, Oliver.

04.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t my first book so I am quite familiar with the editing process.

I’m also an agented author pursuing trad pub so I don’t hire editors.

Thanks, though!

03.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Madagascar King Julien GIF Alt: King Julien yells β€œhow long is this going to take?!” Then the four zoo animals from Madagascar (lion, zebra, hippo, giraffe) all sit up

#amediting vibe of the day

(it’s been four weeks and I’m like halfway done the big edit so it’s actually pretty fast, I’m just impatient)

03.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a purple shirt says enooouugh in a crowd Alt: Fat Amy from pitch perfect is wearing a purple shirt and is screaming β€œenough” as she and the other Bella’s climb the seats in a lecture hall

When you log on to BlueSky and see yet another pitch event

28.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last two weeks have had me stressed on your behalf!

27.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So incredibly happy for my friend and also ECSTATIC that this book is a step closer to being on my shelf!

27.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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All books from CMU Press | booksellers.ca | Purchase print books and eBooks online A network of over 100 bookstores, more than 500,000 print books or eBooks, unparalleled expertise. It is possible to buy local on the Web!

It's been a long time coming. Canadian independent bookstores have banded together to create an online book buying source so you can avoid the behemoth in the room. (Here are the titles published by CMU Press, which I run.)
Spread the word #booksky!

www.booksellers.ca/publisher/cmu-press-18021

27.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 410 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 28

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing β€œoh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like β€œbuy eggs milk bread and a horse”

27.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 2172 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve gotta go write a murder or something now, holy fucking shit nuts

22.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy, this hockey game hasn’t even started and it’s already bad for my blood pressure

22.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Significantly, thank you lol

21.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great intro thread for all things RevPit!

Highly recommend participating for unagented authors pursuing trad pub with a manuscript ready to go! Even without winning, I learned so much, got great advice, and made so many connections, all of which definitely helped me get #agented
#revpit

21.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m mad about how the pictures are lined up instead of the buttons closing in the middle

21.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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CBC Gem Watch popular shows like Schitt's Creek, Luther, Kim's Convenience, plus Films and Live TV on any device

Just a reminder that if you hate NBC’s coverage of the Olympics, that gem.cbc.ca has coverage of β€’everyβ€’ event intelligent, researched commentary. (Plus Schitt’s Creek, North of North, etc)

If you need a postal code to register:

Santa’s: H0H0H0
A Delta warehouse: V4G1NA

(Letter/Number/L/N/L/N)

17.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
Screenshot of an interview on NPR's website with writer David Simon.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without AI, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...

SIMON: What?

SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...

SIMON: You imagine that?

SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.

SIMON: I don't think AI can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.

SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an AI and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.

SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

Screenshot of an interview on NPR's website with writer David Simon. SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without AI, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think AI can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an AI and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

This is the only correct response.

17.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 829 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says " guys please let me hate myself " Alt: a man is sitting on a couch, he closes his eyes and rubs them and says "guys please let me hate myself and everything that I have created.”

Me, when I’m not able to implement every single #editing note I have in one pass

15.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband and I established that the only thing that makes us feel more patriotic than Crosby in a Team Canada jersey is Terry Fox

15.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

INDISTINCT

14.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
three panel webcomic
1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions"
2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day"
3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

three panel webcomic 1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions" 2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day" 3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

09.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2148 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 15
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Donate to Caring for Megan’s Sons as They Navigate Life Ahead, organized by David Records We are raising funds to support my sister Megan and, most importantl… David Records needs your support for Caring for Megan’s Sons as They Navigate Life Ahead

We've lost an amazing editor and friend. We'll miss Megan deeply. Thank you for all you've brought to this world.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-me...

11.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

I did a great job getting the blood out of that

11.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Age verification? I have a chicken pox scar because they hadn't come out with the vaccine yet.

11.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Someone who churns out hundreds of AI "books" and makes money tricking people into buying them thinking they're getting a novel isn't a writer. They're a scammer.

They're no more an author than a snake oil salesman is a doctor. It's just fundamentally a different thing.

08.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm going to win.

08.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 7279 πŸ” 910 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 291

AND I DIDN’T USE AI FOR ANY OF IT BECAUSE I’M NOT A FUCKING LOSER

05.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I did at least 20 minutes of research for two words in this book πŸ˜‚

05.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0