Jason

As someone who dated a broke-ass bassist in a punk band after leaving my uptight business analyst ex husband, I agree.

then following it up with "next you're gonna tell me you say jif" when they tell me I'm wrong

telling my maga coworkers "actually it's pronounced like 'doggie'"

hell yeah

everyone hates it it's great

new bit at work, when someone thanks me for helping them I say "Oh yeah anytime!" pause for a moment and follow with "Well, maybe not ANY time"

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

hi