saying “aw that’s nasty” when a customer asks me where the toilet is
12.03.2026 00:31
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saying “aw that’s nasty” when a customer asks me where the toilet is
Matt Seneca is the most important comic critic who will let me borrow the book when he’s done.
Did someone say invitation to troll 😎
Me and Billy have one up on y’all 😏
Just got tempted to sin against the lord. You don’t hate satan enough.
I like when they do push ups
Some of y'all need to hear this 👇
Elder millennial here. Where’s my garlic aioli you fuckin bitch?
Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.
to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost
METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately
BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years
PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,
Ultraporn 🔜
Getting weird light sensitive dizzy spells again less than a year after the doctor and the eye doctor told me it wasn’t anything.
I lowkey cherish you bro
Reinstating the draft? What is it, Miller Genuine?
know that show hot ones. Well how about a show called cold ones, where there's a series of beers each one colder than the last. And the very last one is an ultra cold beer that only a few of the guests are brave enough to try
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
How to with John Wilson: you can watch it again it turns out
The asshole neighbor who used to call the cops on us all the time would brag about teaching Billie Joe guitar.
And five other dwarfs!!!!!
Come celebrate the launch of a new Wellness Vending Machine
I do think the person who made this should be forced to do a shift at a soup kitchen for a couple years.
Take as much time as you need.
It isn’t what it is.
Yeah.
I don’t really read comics anymore but that new cf is kind of incredible
I love this product. It is so good.