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Krystian Rystian

@emullamaisahuman

I sometimes pretend I'm a baddie, But deep down I know I'm just a saddie.

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18.08.2025 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not a fussy parent. But when I feel like my kid is being treated unfairly (by teachers, groups, etc), I'm going to get over my nonconfrontational self and say something.
Please pray I don't have to be a POS this week.

19.05.2025 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank God for Google saving all our data. That's how I keep track of how old my MIL is. ๐Ÿซ 

12.05.2025 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.05.2025 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told someone I couldn't remember my mom's birthday, but it didn't matter cause she was dead so couldn't do anything about it. ๐Ÿ˜†

12.05.2025 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Took my kid to a birthday party today. The family is connected to the military. Realized about 5 minutes before picking her up what shirt I was wearing...

11.05.2025 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is even worse when you're watching movies from 30+ years ago that are still relevant. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I just watched a fucking BETTY BOOP cartoon from 1935, where she told the villian "no, I'd rather die." And he STILL didn't get the hint.

08.05.2025 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bright colors and patterns make my ND-self happy. This is one of my favorite current outfits for work.
My hair gets stuck in the beads though, so I will have to go sans bead in the future. ๐Ÿ˜”

06.05.2025 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not me teaching my coworkers how to use functions in excel. When did I become the "go-to" person for this? I just figured out how to use vlookup a couple months ago. Now I know how to use it with the "iferror" function. ๐Ÿซ 

02.05.2025 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sent a note via FB telling them I was too busy but I'm doing fine. ๐Ÿ˜…
I wasn't really friends with anyone in my graduating class. And the ones I was friends with... would not go to high school reunions. ๐Ÿซ 

01.05.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ed helped spot me to do a back bend. I didn't hold that shit, but I'm still flexible enough to bend all the way back. I'm sure my body will complain in the morning.

01.05.2025 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.04.2025 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a friend who's 8 year old refers to him as "that zombie guy."

20.04.2025 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.04.2025 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plumbing valves and fittings prices went up 40-68%
OVERNIGHT.

17.04.2025 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maintaining a positive self image is harrrd.

17.04.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cursed - 92Legend (Official Lyric Video)
Cursed - 92Legend (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by 92Legend

"From birth I was cursed"
How and why would we heal ourselves when the world is dying around us.
Another song from today: "you're healer but you can't heal everyone."
Just trying to be better somehow.

16.04.2025 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The internet has rotted my brain

16.04.2025 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please accept this comment as a humble celebration of your successes from a complete stranger. ๐Ÿ™‚

16.04.2025 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wtf. We legally JUST started reintroducing then into parks in MY life time.

16.04.2025 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ROFL

15.04.2025 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My motivation:
1) the faster I can run a mile, the faster I can stop running
2) ed told me if I could get my mile under 15 minutes, I could get my next tattoo.

15.04.2025 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I 100% miss all my fellow late night owls.

12.04.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My goal this year was to be able to do a cartwheel again. Goal MET.

11.04.2025 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a shame. I was just telling my kids about the app!

07.04.2025 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that the app version?

07.04.2025 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I no longer know what this is in reference to. ๐Ÿ˜…

06.04.2025 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've been working hard. Got my mile under 20 minutes. I know that's not great, but I'm almost 40, over weight, and have never been faster than 1 mile in 20 minutes. So bite me.

06.04.2025 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Solid game. Good choice.

06.04.2025 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a (legitimate) email that the board of education *recently* investigated a report that I "engaged in conduct unbecoming to the teacher profession" and had my massillon address listed. They did not elaborate any further.
And I haven't been in a classroom in almost 4 years.

11.03.2025 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0