Alex

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

It is hard to overstate, for non-lawyers, just how milquetoast the ABA is in normal times. It’s supposed to be boring insurance lawyers leading workshops with boring tax lawyers, trying to drum up business.

A pissed off ABA is like dentists manning the barricades and singing Le Marseillaise.

Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs

Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs

United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position

game show set with host Wayne Brady talking to an excited woman in a cow costume. directly behind the cow lady, audience members are holding up big oversized eating utensils. wayne is saying "give her a big round of applause"

cow tools won big on Lets Make a Deal this morning

Kumail should go back to being normal sized

I ~ C Talia Where's the fuckin wine? VINNIE PASQUANTINO VIA FIBS ITALIA / INSTAGRAM JOMBOY OMEDIA

Gonna get a lot of use out of this graphic

This deserves an award for using visuals in data journalism.

PASSAGE OF TIME, TRANSLATED

2025 — “the other day”
2024 — “a few months ago”
2021-2023 — “last year”
2020 — “oof, maybe 10-15 years ago?”
2016-2019 — “a couple years ago”
2011-2015 — “10-15 years ago”
2000-2010 — “like 5-10 years ago”

The humiliation isn't only that they're so lacking in personal dignity that they'll wear shoes that don't fit because they're afraid of displeasing the boss. It's that they're all saying "Oh, I'm a size 12" when they're actually an 8 because they think Trump thinks big feet are a sign of...you know.

This is honestly the first time one of these hasn’t just sucked for me

this Trump shoes thing is the funniest Trump thing in years, just straight children’s picture book shenanigans

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

This is a real dog I saw at Hy-Vee while walking in. I do not know where the owner was. It was the chillest dog I have ever seen.

Congratulations to Bam Adebayo on the highest scoring verifiable game in NBA history

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

always check the date of the articles you click on, make sure they're current, like this one definitely has to be

Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

happy international women's day to the Queens men's basketball team for making the NCAA Tournament for the first time

"HIGH NOON" comic from The Perry Bible Fellowship comic Panel 1: Two cowboys are standing and arguing over a game of cards in a western bar. The cowboy wearing a white hat tells the cowboy wearing brown hat, "YOU. ME. TOMORROW. HIGH NOON" Panel 2: Time has passed. The white hat cowboy is doing an errand, carrying a box and whistling. The brown hat cowboy shoots his gun at him. Panel 3: White Hat Cowboy falls to the floor. He is bleeding from the gun shot. He says, "BUT - BUT IT AIN'T NOON!" Panel 4: A close up view of the wounded cowboy's confused face Panel 5: Brown hat Cowboy casually points to a clock tower in the back. A man is next to the giant clock and updating the hour hand towards noon time Brown hat cowboy says 'Spring Forward' The wounded cowboy is shown laughing at the situation and points to the clock tower.

Forgetting about updating your clocks can have dire consequences: (HIGH NOON comic from @pbfcomics.bsky.social)

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

what a month for LIU sports. First Alysa now this

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

Trump ran on “Biden is pressing the Increase Gas Prices button, and I will press the Decrease Gas Prices button” but it turns out there is no Decrease Gas Prices button, only an Increase Gas Prices button, which Trump keeps intentionally hitting

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com