"No Noem, no problem. Except remembering where I buried my bone."
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@elizabethcutler
Writer, improv teacher/performer, Bachelor(ette) enthusiast. Creative writer | Improv Teacher/Performer/Facilitator | Playwright | Storyteller | Bachelor(ette) Enthusiast | Learn more about the first four: https://www.thisiselizabethcutler.com/
"No Noem, no problem. Except remembering where I buried my bone."
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"Boss, we've crunched the numbers and it turns out humans like human rights"
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"I'm just trying to be a natural people person, okay?"
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let’s hope the couch in the waiting room is…comfortable
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I saw this in theaters! I actually don’t remember much except repeatedly going “omg.” Maybe I need to see it once again 🫣
"That'll show them I'm full of rizz, no cap."
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@51st.news does vital local reporting in DC - highly recommend other Washingtonians subscribe to their newsletter 📰
gotta enjoy that social security while it still exists
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talk about living by one's values
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heavy is the wallet that holds the receipts
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“We totally want to hear what you would do in this completely fictional, hypothetical situation since this would never everrrrr happen in real life.” By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
who needs manufactured scares when your country is basically a house of horrors?
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time for Taylor's secret message era
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democracy dies in ignorance
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Score! This Air Fryer only costs $29.99 and the soul of democracy
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Runner-up: the teleprompter
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no proof, no report, no problem
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“When I said these witch trials were part and parcel with a safe society, I didn’t mean my wife! Allow me to explain.” By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-cool-with...
Can confirm @crmonks.bsky.social’s adherence to an impressively speedy and clear turnaround - and being an all around great editor to work with! This is why @mcsweeneys.net rules 🙌🏻
no archive, no problem...right?
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“Sometimes it’s *really* hard to tell the difference. Our quiz has you covered!”
By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-are-you...
@nytimes.com McSweeney’s is doing your work for you.
but hope springs eternal
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There's no way this is just about "finances," given that they had plenty of finances to bribe Trump. A shame. Colbert is so funny and kind and generous, especially to writers.
I wrote this! At the end of another heavy week in our world, I hope it makes someone smile.
"How is my relationship with my mom, you ask? Yeesh. Loaded question."
my first piece for @mcsweeneys.net!
If you often wonder what children's book characters would really say/feel off the page, then this piece is for you 🤓
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sal...
#mcsweeneys #nationalblueberryday
The amount I know about this play because I love Jesse Tyler Ferguson is truly stunning! I really want to see it (even if he’s not in it, I know I can’t get my dream cast on demand). It sounds like such a powerful show.
why couldn't it have just been AIM?
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