Danigrr y los Tres Gatos

I think I might try responding to anything anyone says to me with "Have you watched Heated Rivalry?" moving forward.

All conversations would be so much more worthwhile.

Ditto all of this. 🙂‍↕️

Better. Not perfect by any means, but a hell of a lot better than what it is now.

USAID would still be funded, for one. So would a lot of other important programs and services. And we wouldn't have a collection of the world's most incompetent and self-serving wankers in the cabinet.

a man in a green scrub is holding an x-ray machine in front of a window Alt: Baby Noah Wylie on an episode of ER he's wearing green scrubs and standing in front of some kind of machine

Omg I'm watching the pilot episode of ER and there's a motorcycle crash victim who wasn't wearing a helmet this is some crazy ass long-term storytelling 😳 #ThePitt

timothée chalamet is tom holland’s wario

I was telling myself if I got a new job I would buy a Switch 2 and this game but then after watching Spouse play it I realized it would stress me out because there is SO much to do and I would keep getting distracted. Spouse doesn't care and is having fun exploring. My brain ruins everything lol

I've been watching Spouse play it and it is RELENTLESSLY ADORABLE.

Holy shit we saw three Pokemon laughing behind Hitmonlee's back and Hitmonlee turned around and ran away and the other three Pokemon continued to sit there and laugh like I had no idea these lil babies were so petty #Pokopia

Andrade talking to Tony Schiavone saying "Okay how you know?"

Lmaoooo Spouse gotta be getting sick of me.

Me, every 90 seconds: *asks a question about Pokopia*
Spouse: *provides answer*
Me:

Datrix is such a scene kid

These Pokemon dialogues are killing me. Machoke saying Yeeeesh took me out.

Spouse is playing Pokopia and a Charizard just popped out of the grass and we both hollered like Spouse doesn't even have the ability to make Charizard's habitat how did that big ass motherfucker suddenly appear 😳

Tbh if heaven and hell are real, I would NOT want to be going to the same place all those people are going. I'd like to think a fair and just god would reward people who are kind and did their best and punish those who caused harm in their name. A god okay with what they do is not a god for me.

Selfie with Aubrey Edwards in front of the concession stand at Arizona Financial Theater. Her purple eyeshadow matches my purple shirt. I look kinda crazy because I had been up since 4 am East Coast time and spent several hours in airports and on airplanes from Norfolk to Phoenix before getting to the show.

Happiest of birthdays to the fierce and fabulous @refaubrey.bsky.social

I hope you have a day as awesome as you are!

I hate it here 😭

I stopped watching Last Week Tonight for a few years but I'm back now because hearing all the horrible shit through John Oliver and his writers' scathing wit is what I can handle at the moment.

The latest episode about USAID made me want to (redacted)

It's crazy to think how many times I've heard stories similar to this. Always a pastor getting mixed up with a minor. No repercussions for him, all the blame falls on her. Disgusting.

Noticing the pattern of hypocrisy in my youth group and the church at large...and there's a specific incident but I don't know if this is the right place for that story.

I'm in sensory hell.

Anyway time change got me more fucked up than usual and Spouse is snoring super loud and I'm filled with astronomical levels of dread and I am very pissy.

I can't decide what I hate most about the acronym TACO: that people are sullying the name of my favorite food, desecrating the name of my cat, or using it as a verb when that makes absolutely no fucking sense.

He's going to Trump Always Chickens Out?

PLEASE STOP AND JUST USE YOUR WORDS.

Wait I didn't read the whole headline. LMAO...they didn't feed poop to anyone. Just a fecal transplant. 😅

They did this on an episode of Grey's Anatomy in season 5.

Enjoy!

Get Nyla Rose back on AEW TV already for fuck's sake.

When Alysa Liu was skating to a version of MacArthur Park I was like...why does this song sound so familiar and then it got to what I recognized as the "Ohhhh nooooooo!" part and I knew immediately 😂

#Hoppers was really cute but I kept crying because there was a big focus on the main character's relationship with her grandma and that made me miss mine 😭

two cartoon beavers sitting next to each other with a bucket of popcorn Alt: two cartoon beavers sitting next to each other with a bucket of popcorn

#nw Hoppers

I truly believe that's why Trump is so indifferent to there being an attack on US soil...he can't come right out and say it but he would love the ratings.