Don Quixote Kong Country

I got bored

I realize the need to open the tent, but that does not need extend to anyone still slurping at this trough

Re-litigating cookie popups is bad because it might cause them to do more popups.

Shame about that mess I made. Someone should clean it up.

the look of a sold soul

Fuck that shit my neighbors rock and we hang out all the time

Lousy analogy. Crypto is not art.

Celebrate early and often. There will be plenty left to fight for in the morning.

I'm just here for the spreadsheets

Going to invent a new language that doesn't have a word for "but" or "actually"

I'm going to need sources for this

No, that was over fifteen minutes ago

It's heartwarming to see it's at least possible for Americans to vote with their wallets. Pretty pathetic about all of the times we chose not too.

I would wager there is 1 cranky neighbor behind this

Preventing the release of the Epstein files

Presumably a big free markets guy

I get this but you're purity testing your way into oblivion. At first they came for vibe.

aaaand there's already video proof it was a lie

They're gonna put out a CSpan knockoff called Tales From The Crypt

Looking forward to the pro cop Animaniacs reboot written acted and drawn by AI

POSIWID

Absolutely not. Zero chance. These people will kill you and lie about it and refuse to face any scrutiny. Anyone who swallows this shit is being malicious.

The one who dies with the most posts wins

This is a really hard problem to solve. For example, you'd have to talk to your neighbors.

abdication

Friendly reminder that having fun is an important part of the resistance.

The Internet was a mistake

I think "Sinead O'Connor at Champoeg sitting next to Sleater Kinney" should slot in at 2.

It took me until the mid-terms

We don't have to play. They just need to trick us into buying.