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08.03.2026 19:38
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I like Olympic opening ceremonies but the thing I can’t figure out is what genre of entertainment is it
Boss Rats Big Day page 27 #handsomeforarat
He was like “this’ll really piss off Mondrian”
I’ve spent a lifetime trying to come up with the most millennial possible sentence but someone beat me to it
Gavin Newsom Unveils Campaign Slogan:
“No Gay Shit”
Background by @teddy-butch.bsky.social
Puppet by @cramble.bsky.social
Spooky J. Weaselbones as Tyra Banks as Spooky J. Weaselbones
Europeans say Americans are loud. This is gaslighting. They bring air horns to bicycle races.
Swords and Sandals movie aka ‘Dirt Opera’
Sport idea: Seattle Biathlon
You have to ride a OneWheel, stopping twice to prepare espresso drinks. For each espresso drink prepared incorrectly, a business park security guard hassles you
#Olympics
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
WRONG
There are many things more powerful than hate
Cayenne Pepper
Hydraulic Pistons
The Intro to Enter Sandman
Hydrochloric acid
Blue eyes white dragons
White drag blue eyegons
There’s a minimum of four genders
Meme pulling the sleight of hand of pretending to care about women while throwing trans women to the wolves
It’s 2026.
You’re either WATCHING the Olympics
Or
You’re the zamboni driver at the curling facility
PICK 👏A👏SIDE👏
I do NOT yearn for my childhood. When you’re a child, someone can be like, “you need to wear a hat.” And then you HAVE to wear a hat.
All I’m saying is, if we fucking listened to women, we wouldn’t have to wait for the Epstein files
My least favorite part of the “The conspiracy theorists were right!!” Bullshit is…. Countless women were saying all of this about all of these fucking assholes and NOBODY LISTENED but sure, let’s give all the credit to the people who think 5g is transing the babies
Look, I would NEVER advocate suicide. Unless… Pfft, I dunno, your rejection letter from Sex Criminal Island were made public. In which case, as soon as possible. But why worry about such an outrageous scenario.
Ask the British why they go “sikth”
(Pretending to keep up with you in a drinking contest but I’m actually slamming shots of maple syrup, though, in fairness, the amount I’ve had would kill you)
Scientist: “We have to shut down the machine! Your crows feet are reaching dangerous levels!”
Greg Bovino: “We don’t stop until they go past my EARS!”
Face reveal. Wrong answers only
It’s not Co you Heed, it’s Cam you Bria.
Q: Why aren’t Minnesotans rioting and escalating in response to ICE?
A: All the right wing stooges who would usually do that were unavailable. They’re in ICE.
