Hey, I forgot to go on Bluesky for a couple of months! Can't think about what reminded me to come back. Anyway, here's a poster for next week's show:
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Hey, I forgot to go on Bluesky for a couple of months! Can't think about what reminded me to come back. Anyway, here's a poster for next week's show:
Did anyone else just sing "I swear I never had a gun" in their heads?
I'm saying that the song Stay Another Day has as much place in Christmas as a severed head has in a bag of footballs. It's around the same shape if you don't look properly, but that's really no excuse for playing keepie-uppies with it.
And if it has a pointy beard it can fuck right off
Looking For Beetroot Chutney could be an Oscar nominated short form documentary or a Christopher Guest semi-improvissd mockumentary. Either way, I'm in
That bit in Driving Home For Christmas where I take a look at the driver next to me... he's just the same... he's just the same... 🎄
Always puts a weird Invasion of the Body Snatchers kinda image in my mind. Terrifying.
I had nearly the same experience, I misread it as pine tasting and started licking their Christmas tree. And they looked at me like I was the idiot!!
How to tell someone you're hip and happening without telling them you're hip and happening
open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
I just got a breif report saying how many times I'd farted.
Gis a shout if you make it to Nottingham to Get In The Hole - we can talk rubbish vintage TV.
Nottingham has absolutely taken over from Leicester and they're doing a bleedin' good job of it. Happy days.
Not true, he worked with Harvey Keitel in The Duellists (1977).
How trustworthy is vinegar? (And how can I be sure Big Vinegar hasn't got to you if you say, like, 10?)
"I Wish I Was A Fascist" sounds like a lost Neil Innes song that is now playing in my head.
Now. Is it just me, or does Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan have one of the greatest soundtracks on movie history and is only not acknowledged as such due to some kind of cultural snobbery? (Yes and yes. Thank you.)
youtu.be/1l588bK2g2Q?...
For the first time in years I'm watching I'm A Celebrity. As part of it, the celebs have to pay some weird crypto currency to go to the lavatory, including the Rev. Richard Coles.
"He'll be a man of the touching cloth," my brain immediately says.
In my head, the theme tune to The Big Bang Theory literally always used to end with a little "I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight, Big Bang!" coda.
My Jokes That Sound Funny But Really Don't Work When Written Down:
What football team do coeliacs hate most?
Gluten Town
My Jokes That Sound Funny But Really Don't Work When Written Down:
What does a cockney man call both his wife and the waiter when they go to a Spanish tapas restaurant?
Miguel.
Bluesky, it’s time. Heres the first level of Mario but all the SFX are farts.
youtu.be/7XX3uIJf6rw
Best Doctor ever
Happy 61st birthday, Dr Who!
I'm going to celebrate by eating 61 cakes and getting bigger on the inside.
One thing I've learned over the years is that a loud minority of Dr Who fans really don't like change. Which is quite ironic really.
If my child drew that, I probably wouldn't even bother putting it up on the fridge for a day or two.
On a rating scale of 1 to 10, how much do you care about the Bayeaux Tapestry?
I'm at about a 3.
I got an Uber earlier, and Last Christmas started playing on the radio. "Ah, Christmas songs already!" I exclaimed, as one does when they start playing Christmas songs in November.
"Yeah!" said the driver, and turned it up NICE and loud for me.
I appreciated the gesture I suppose...
Does anybody other than me always pronounce it "Bluesky" in their heads like it's an Eastern European surname?
Ah, all the best to you - enjoy!
Ah, I do attest - always one of our fab faves. I think there was one festival night where that was just projected onto a great big screen behind us 99% of the time.
A psychotic pumpkin with an obvious lobotomy scar delights in the murder of another pumpkin, and prepares to wear it as another skin
Our neighbours at work left a couple of pumpkins on their window ledge at Halloween. I've been enjoying watching their progress.
(Also I like this Alt Text thing.)