do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to
one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy
went to the store
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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
please note I do not know computer
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this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me
think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know
"i'm a human"
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Just dropped a bunch of record reviews in my precious little newsletter. Gonna try and do more stuff on the Substack next year in my ceaseless futile attempt to leave all social media so sign up if you like the email!
pretty sure this is a foolish baseball video already jon. disappointed in you
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[picture of tyler thigpen]
World's Best Football Team](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/bafkreictire4tggmwas4fu6gm4shnl2nm2qzyjseplnhkfa5n74tzflffy)
Kansas City Chiefs [picture of tyler thigpen] World's Best Football Team
Same way I found out about Epstein
me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
I read and watched all of To Love-Ru, and it compelled me to make a 2.5 hour long video about everything from how hot women are, to the joys and pains involved in learning what it means to be a human after a lifetime of isolation and trauma
enjoy
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THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND
episode 1 up now
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Read an exclusive excerpt from @mikehuguenor.bsky.social's new book about Asian Man Records, 'Elvis Is Dead, I'm Still Alive'
poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025 article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies title text: Secret Base presents The history of charging the mound An ongoing project by Jon Bois Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon www.patreon.com/SecretBase
Blue Jays fan @sladkow.bsky.social and Yankees fan @johndedomenici.bsky.social vying for the affection of 3,500 Red Sox fans:
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected."
- Jon Bois
was up
u mean first
talking baseball
newspaper article: "Hunt once raged at Smoot after the former FBI director said in a "LIFE-LINE" broadcast that democracy was "a political outgrowth of the teachings of Jesus Christ," Hunt corrected Smoot, deriding democracy as "the handiwork of the devil and a "phony liberal form of watered down communism."
newspaper articles: "He pointed out that with the score 56-20, the chargers went for, and got, a two-point conversion – and then followed it with an onside kick with six seconds to play." "END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP" "Gillman Blasted by Foe Faulkner"
newspaper article: Call Police This made the New York Police Department unhappy because hundreds of calls were to the emergency police number, tying up the most elaborate and modern police emergency call system in the world.
screenshot from a 1980s football game showing one of the goalposts fallen over on its side
scenes from this coming monday's episode of scorigami
9 years ago the NBA pulled the All-Star Game out of North Carolina because of their anti-trans Bathroom Law. The choice had massive public support and was applauded
Less than a decade later and half the country has those laws, including Congress itself, and barely anyone blinks
LESS THAN A DECADE
When ppl ask me what my favorite record is, I've had the same weird answer since I was twenty years old, the vocals-only version of Pet Sounds. I would listen to this in full several times a day for a long time, hits hard when very sad, have you heard it here it is:
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for those of you who are too busy to watch a 45-minute episode, i have sped up the first episode of SCORIGAMI to 10000% speed. if for some reason you would like to watch it at normal speed it's available here www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...
youtu.be/Fi2d7mN-EzU
NEW VIDEO!
After a years-long hiatus, I found something that got me to yammer into a mic for 90 minutes: about how much I love the manga WHISPER ME A LOVE SONG, and how much its anime disappointed me.
This is my most ambitious video to date; PLEASE share if you can.
youtu.be/NX4yzv57HnQ
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
