What a bad day to be Joey Barton
10.03.2026 15:02
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This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
He started a war on 'vibes' and plucked tariff numbers out of his arse.
Are we really surprised?
I do fear for Spurs. The issue is, they are privileged. CL games, players like Kane and being a 'top 6 team' without the requirement of a trophy. Placed on a pedestal. But now they're in a fight.
They (players/fans) are privileged private schoolboys in a fight and they are shitting themselves.
Spurs won't have this, guaranteed.
I've had a cracking Cullen Skink at the Inn at Arrochar, just a short drive away!
I wanted us to throw everything at him in the summer when he was on a free. Obviously Juventus was always going to win that battle, but if he's available now there should be mo hesitation. Some player, great age, could balloon in value. Tick, tick, tick.
Typhoon flying over Halewood/Speke, another 4 doing night manoeuvres up and down the east coast.
Christ, that can't be real.
I thought last years league champions were the most boring ever, but honestly, this Arsenal team are another level. Don't get me wrong, they've found a tactic and will rightly play it till the end if it gets them the title, but it is excruciating to watch.
His tariffs based on whims.
Wars based on vibes.
What a President.
Jacob Monk was a successful centre and leader at college level. Is it worth trying him in that role and allowing Jenkins (if not released/traded) and Tom to fulfil their potential in their actual best positions?
Christ, I hope he ends up like Henry VIII
War crime evidence in real time.
Trump invades Venezeula, and 'inherits' 300 million barrels of oil...and then starts a war which is seeing the price of oil sky rocket.
Some people are just plain lucky I guess...
Even Ozzy, stoned out of his gourd had this orange fucker amd his ilk pinned.
youtu.be/LQUXuQ6Zd9w?...
That Pickford save was something else.
But go back and re-watch his save against Colombia or the one against Brentford last season in 99th minute.
I hope we all realise just how special a player we have and have had in him.
One day the press will give him his flowers as well. Perhaps.
Hyde Utd more likely 😉
Updated:
Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
Jordan Pickford denied Sandro Tonali with an utterly WORLD CLASS save in stoppage time. 👏
Lmao
The weekend and the fuckin toffees are away
Haha. I apologise for my radical approach.
Del Piero was different gravy.
I often think about what if Fergie had got him for Utd. The only club close to doing so at his peak it seems.
Tarks/Branthwaite the 4th best defensive partnership for 2 consecutive seasons, if both fit, why not play them? Play a right back at right back. Play a left back (even a mediocre one) at left back. Balance is key.
You are right Paddy, this team in reality is about 13/14th.
Plodding.
Oh, that is outstanding. 👏
The stadium isn't an issue.
Joyless football is an issue so nobody can get excited.
But, the major issue is the club failing to keep fans together from the Gwladys/Park End who want to sing/make noise. We're too dispersed. A singing section is required, where priority goes to those people.
2 more wins and I can sit back and write this season off for what it is. An utterly joyless affair.
Genuine chance we finish on less goals scored, more goals conceded and perhaps 1-3 Pts less than last season looking at the remaining fixtures. Hard to see more than 2/3 wins for the remainder.
