Garik the Dwarf

Love a good ol’ family reunion, but still don’t know why an elf keeps showing up, and at this point it’s too late to ask

I know just the guy to ask

I’ve been thinking about it for 50 years, and I’m proud to say I have concepts of new mining safety standards

3E 207 wrapped
- Unknown amount of ale drank
- 20 blades forged
- 67 Duergar struck down
- 2 Orcish sieges repelled
- 16 Elves insulted
- 1 Mine emptied
- 1 Ancient City Reclaimed

Saw my buddy No-Nose Phillip today…

Yup. Still no nose.

He’s got a COOL ASS SHIELD THO.

Now this I can get behind

Why is it called final fantasy when there’s clearly more than one them

Currently brooding beside the campfire sharpening the party’s weapons.

just about time for my favorite thanksgiving tradition: accidentally starting a new skyrim save

big numbers confuse me, anything past 10 and im lost

You use a FIVE IN ONE corner shop beard wash and don’t even have a manicure kit? May the gods give me strength…

would you believe me if I told you my smithing was THAT impressive it caught the attention of a god? well, doesn't matter if you do, cause it totally did

A wise man once said "I may be out of mana, but I'm not out of options"

personally, i'd recommend

I think you should double check 'Fuck Fascists', they took the libsofbluesky handle to be a menace, and honestly that's hilarious

bsky-users.theo.io

*cough* WARLOCKS *cough*

A Lv 3 fighter just beat a Lv 20 Fighter because the DM didn’t want the campaign to end

Do you think you could clean the mining equipment? It’s absolutely filthy

(warning, scary story)

"I can't wait to drink this ale, I hope it's not evil" I say

"Don't worry, we're not evil" said evil cup and evil ale

If I had a copper coin for each time the short character went up a creature's ass in the D&D campaign I'm watching, I'd have 2 copper coins

I want to obliterate a rage room with my warhammer rn

Blue sky?

Aye, usually is, unless it be raining.

now that's what I like to hear

Blundi's son said his first word today; "Stone". Blundi now owes me an ale, I knew the young lad would yearn for the mines

Apprentice just finished forging his first blade and...um...everybody starts somewhere, y'know?

As they explode, popcorn flies everywhere

no matter what era it may be, you can always count on Dwarves to be building something

The ore will be mined, whether it be under our feet or across the cosmos