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Bill Johnson

@dubrie

I’m into single-track trail running, cute dogs, quokka’s, game shows, burritos, chai lattes, sustainable software, bad jokes, fun socks, and Oxford commas #goblue #sounders #gsf

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But then also when our priest was arrested and jailed for stealing millions of dollars from the church 🤷

10.03.2026 04:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once I realized that the vast majority of people attending church were just there going through the motions

10.03.2026 04:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, this take aged like spoiled milk

08.03.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems like the best way to get public support for more drilling is to create a scarcity

06.03.2026 15:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

28.02.2026 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I too look forward to consequences for, well, anything really.

28.02.2026 15:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IMO, nothing says “FIFA Peace Prize” better than starting an unprovoked war with a fellow qualifier.

28.02.2026 15:47 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

This should be 24 miles, 24 beers, 24 tacos, in 24 hours - no puking. 10 miles is really not that hard, especially over 24 hours.

27.02.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Consider this a formal request for ”Gary’s Beary’s” as the official name

19.02.2026 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Only 4km away for the last one!

19.02.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you like your own post because nobody else will? 😂

15.02.2026 00:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has Conan O’Brien already signed on to play Quad God in the biopic?

08.02.2026 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.02.2026 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I agree that it wasn’t edited, they just turned off the crowd noise

07.02.2026 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drones following the Olympic luge participants at the top of the course is not as cool as the downhill skiing views but still pretty cool.

07.02.2026 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NBC has their “LIVE” icon in the top right of the screen, yet they keep doing this Star Wars screen wipe effect on every Olympic Men’s Downhill run that cuts 15-45 seconds out of each run.

NBC, what are we doing here!?

07.02.2026 17:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So NBC has the technology to mute the Olympic opening ceremony crowd booing JD Vance, but can’t mute the whirring of the drone following the downhill skiers? I don’t believe it.

07.02.2026 16:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not saying he’s bad or anything, but the music industry seems to love Bruno Mars way more than other people love Bruno Mars.

02.02.2026 04:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Hero

31.01.2026 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Link?

31.01.2026 04:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t think of a single other reason that my home value has gone up 250% the past 12 years other than “I worked hard”.

29.01.2026 21:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Project for the FAFO” is perfectly named

28.01.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And just like the Lions, close but not quite

26.01.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a lifelong lions fan, you never want to give Stafford a desperation game winning drive…

26.01.2026 02:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Show your lock screen

24-hour clock just makes sense

25.01.2026 23:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oregon pumps its own gas and bakes its own pizzas

21.01.2026 04:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who could have seen Stroud falling apart in the snow coming beside every Michigan and Ohio State fan?

18.01.2026 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small Australian cattle dog mix dog with white fur and black spots, ironically just like a cow. She is standing in a small pile of leaves with some sword ferns and trees in the background.

A small Australian cattle dog mix dog with white fur and black spots, ironically just like a cow. She is standing in a small pile of leaves with some sword ferns and trees in the background.

Here’s a photo of Charley on a trail from the morning, just because

17.01.2026 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And that was 100% not goaltending 😂

15.01.2026 05:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes and that was 100% goaltending

15.01.2026 05:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0