text that reads: a machine or. her in a coma. machine or a. or a machine.
the work is mysterious and important
(writing cryptics for my strava entries as I start running again)
going from Keele to Pioneer Village is a crucial bonding experience for me & the driver. I'll be by your side until the end, my friend.
I don't typically pay much attention to fashion, but I am absolutely enamoured when someone is wearing an entirely benign outfit paired with the most fun and unexpected socks.
it can't possibly be that hard to cut my own bangs
tried to turn that frown upside down
:( *incorrect buzzer noise*
you can always tell when a baddie is nearby bc their uggs are scuffing along the winter salt all the way. schoof schoof schoof schoof that's a 10 coming up on your left, show some respect
the most efficient way to burn a candle is from both ends, really
motorists will see a safe stopping distance and ask is 'anyone going to swerve into that' & not wait for an answer
If we're going the same direction, we might as well go together.
it was so easy to buy avocados that I almost completely missed that both the superbowl and the olympics are happening right now
my count, 4. clock it tentatively.. 5 :)
similar to taking an edible I do not realize how potent the effect of consuming this will be until it's far too late. I don't remember going to bed, only that it seems my bed has made itself around me at some point during gameplay
an hour of Strange Antiquities has me curled up and yawning at 7:30pm and it's only when the heater turns off that I realize the background music is soft lulling piano and a gentle thunderstorm
you hired a sound-sensitive lesbian today fellas, not an interpreter
battery backup for the computer in this office losing power, intermittent inconsistent beeping. going to overstep my role and get under the desk like a mechanic to disassemble it with my bare hands.
A screenshot of Escape From Ever After with Eva the HR Manager standing waist deep in ominous red smoke, in front of a stone table with candles, spellbooks, and a skull. In front of her is a black cauldron with green essence rising from it. Eva is a skeleton wearing a purple witch hat with a gold band, a matching purple dress, and holding a yellow star-shaped wand.
Eva is short for Evarything To Me
I want to hang out with a cat for a weekend but the 5 cats I know personally are owned by my beautiful friends who are convinced that their cat has unique feline travel anxiety and will hate visiting me :(
shrill whistle, stop sign, sharp peripherals. the kids are gonna be okay or Beatrice is going to smash your window in with her elbow. it's -20⁰ and she's got tea steaming in her thermos at the bottom of the crosswalk pole
there is no rooftop high enough nor could I ever shout loud enough to express the sheer love and respect I have for crossing guards
Yes! Thank you 🥰 it was a surprisingly sticky medium to work with. My real aha moment was realizing I couldn't smudge colours with my fingers, but I could with another pastel
their untenable winter to my internal renaissance
I've taken up art again. I'm learning pastels. I brought out my watercolours. I cut my thumb on my linocut. I wrote a poem.
it's getting to the point where I'm excited for -25⁰ (feels like -32⁰) because I can blamelessly and shamelessly cancel all my plans that involve leaving my house
she star in my valley till I dew
CODIEEEEEEEEEE ♥️♥️♥️♥️ I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME 🥰🥰🥰 WE DID SO GOOD!!
I'm really compelled by the idea that your laptop power was involved. It implies that your energy could, what.. flow through the socket and encroach on her spirit? There's another dimension here at play, you're affecting her electricity somehow.
the haters
oh my god this is incredible
what are you doing in MN
