Billy!

You know what’s wild? There are no seat belts on busses, yet the probability of injury is much more serious in an immediate stop situation.

Has anyone been approached by solicitors at Metrotown before? Happened to us twice today. All to sell beauty products.

I just realized Musk and Trump are the real life Beavis and Butthead

RFK Jr

My new ride. The Unirider from Mountain Buggy

What if the orange man is deliberately tanking the stock market so him and his friends can buy the dip?

Two gym dude talking is like two Arnolds talking. Just rocks in their mouths.

I saw a guy driving with a tiny bird on his fingers the other day. I guess that’s better than tweeting while driving.

Here at park royal and I over hear 3 men talk about “they” don’t belong here. They don’t like whites. They don’t assimilate. Wowwwwwwweww

If EP40 is cold and we get into the playoffs and he heats up, would you accept that? #canucks

Watch Gladiator 2 and tell me if you see the similarities of Trump and Musk.

Nothing like being Spider-Man web slinging across town in my dreams.

Why aren’t people protesting in the states yet? Flood the streets y’all

They’re giving ample warning this time. Up to 30cm. This is snowmageddon level.

This week on self help.
Practiced gratitude every day
Read a page from Pivot year every day
Cold plunge and Sauna
Acupuncture to help reset the nervous system

January is indeed the longest month of all months. 72 days.

The way that JT Miller gives up on plays after he fucks up is pathetic.

Gonna say this now. They’ve given enough warning about the ice and snow. If you don’t have snow tires or don’t know how to drive in these conditions, stay home. #Vancouver

Japan is like the final season of Lost, “we need to go back!”

I spread some joy this morning by complimenting a fellow gym member on their progress!

This is a reminder to live life now, in the present.

Sometimes the time after retirement is not guaranteed. Don’t regret the loss of time.

I think the life cycle of restaurants have grown shorter with social media. Owners should be shedding their skin and renew their concepts yearly if they want to survive. People always want to try new things so why not flex your creativity and do a yearly pivot on your concept.

So last night I woke up at 1 thinking it was 7. My son was calling “mommy” and I thought I slept in so I went in and got him up. Did the whole morning routine and when I saw the kitchen clock 40 minutes later…. I knew I fked up. Thankfully he fell back asleep when I put him down.

Spicy?

Mine says my kid looks so delicious. I cringe.

Seeing the effects of alcohol abuse has really turned me off drinking.

Justified being a racist was not on my in law dinner bingo card.

Remember. Holidays are a stressful time. Keep this phrase in mind “Let them”

Keep it simple.