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Do you think the twinkification, boiwife, and femboification of gen z and alpha will create a second greco-roman age

why does the US economy rely on exporting weapons it should export spirit halloweens

God gives his evilest PowerPoints to his sexiest soldiers

is that dandruff?

no that's paraffin wax from histology lab

call them a transformer the way they're an autism powered fuck machine

A horse is standing on a beach at sunrise. The meme text reads “wake up superstar, capitalism demands your sacrifice”

Good morning

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my behavior at the museum of natural history might indicate neurodivergence

nobody on sniffies wanted to hear my thoughts about how climate change is making it easier for the hemlock woolly adelgid to survive in northeastern forests and how it imperils our spruce and hemlock trees

sprinkling pussy into my academic writing

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me, flirting: while it is technically one of the largest terrestrial biomes on earth, only the northernmost sections of the subartic coniferous forest is considered the taiga. The southern sections are actually the boreal and-

the cashier, wanting me biblically: kan du skriva under ditt kvitto??

idk if they survived i woke up before they got rescued

I had a dream I watched a forgotten high school musical film where they travel abroad for a competition and their plane crashes and they survive on an island

are we allowed to joke about invading northern ireland, or is that a cancellable offense

hypochondria and doing a phd in clinical neuroscience is crazy bc wym this peer-reviewed paper is giving me the scaries

everyone talks about the gold standard and other inflation-resistant monetary models. what about a backing the dollar with something meaningful -- like true love. or this big fat ass

idc what field you study, there is always a Sullivan et al., 2006

How much slay could a diva goon give,
If her mog had rizz and a reason to live?
Would the bait get snapped by a hunty in heels,
Or would Tina show up and snatch all the feels?

The Ever Given, the boat that got stuck in the Suez Canal

I miss her

no more descent into global neofascism for me, thanks. i'm full

just saw a cyber truck - day ruined

my 70+ y/o research collaborator low key doing numbers on this app like okay niche microcelebrity kween slaayyyy

thinking about this t-shirt I saw at the gym today

imagine gay dinks naming their corgis 'sean' and 'cody'

if they add her to the trading post for 2000 tendys I'll go feral

world of warcraft make dopamine machine go brrrrr