The Crab

The ma. It is just the mummy but with sue ann from ma instead of Imhotep.

I Just said “if your mental health doesn’t kill you, I will” about someone pathetic I briefly encountered and honestly? I cooked. I know this isn’t the “heckin good doggo” vibe for Bluesky but we need more negativity on this app. More hoes, too.

Have we done #subtweetsummer on here yet?

Decent set. #shadyspring

Trump vs. Elon feels like a work tbh.

First “would rather be kissing” on bluesky. #wherethewhitewomenat

Central Florida hardcore is crazy because they’re like “free Palestine, fuck Trump, guns are sick”. The average Republican can’t process it, I fear.

oh NOO. #shadyspring

Fried chicken fucks.

Bitch ass post, bro.

Not really reposting on here. Just kinda talking.

Overrated. #shadyspring

Ooop sorry I forgot. #shadyspring

I wasn’t mad when I played it driving this morning. I was, however, speeding.

All my friends wouldn’t be mad if I played Von Dutch at their funeral.

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Sydney Sweeney is the disease, and Margot Robbie is the vaccine.

Every minute I see Sydney Sweeney on screen, takes a minute off my life.

Yesterday was Good Friday. Apparently today is jackass Saturday. #shadyspring

If you went to Coachella, just know we all talked shit about you.

What if I start a band called dinosaur jr jr JR??

Good set.

#crabatthegig hey why are people still wearing banana costumes to shows? What’s the vibe going into that choice?

What are those freaks in silent planet up to? I gotta dive back into them.

#crabatthegig could’ve gone my whole life not listening to loathe. Goooollyyy do they rip, though. How are they doing this?

#crabatthegig the dangerous summer is so underrated. We’re sleeping on them.

#crabatthegig my phone automatically connects to the house of blues WiFi (not a flex)

#crabatthegig the millennials are clinging to skinny jeans.

#crabatthegig at a show where I am the age demographic. I’m the exact person who should be here.

I don’t care about Morgan wallen on Saturday night live I have a built in water park.

Leaning into my 30s being like “damn Stevie Ray Vaughan kinda fucks.”