My favorite part about the teeny beenie trend is that I hate it
27.03.2025 01:57
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My favorite part about the teeny beenie trend is that I hate it
I’m either manifesting a Justin Bieber husband or an Eric Andre husband there’s no inbetween
Women are on dating apps because there’s no decent men on the streeets. Men are on dating maps because they are indecent men on the streeeets
He was a skater boy I said don’t break your kneecaps boy and then I went inside.
The best part about having my period for 4 days is being a bitch for 20 days
I wrote two sketches I’m proud of this weekend!
Helena Eagen’s father and Garol at the post office are the same person.
The white house holding a Tesla event:
Celebrity feels like a high school cause you really only date someone inside your high school
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Sending you all the love in the world. He is so proud of you. My belief is that he is with you in every moment ❤️
Take me back tho
@ddayfilms.bsky.social can you believe it’s SNL 50 😭 I remember our party for the last milestone!!!
I really have become that bitch that comments on everyone’s Instagram posts and stories 💋💋
You’re in his DMs, he won’t follow me back. We are not the same
How is this really gonna be the pic UPS took when they left my package at the wrong address. What in the name of Nancy drew can I do with this??
Hahahaha at Winchester tavern!
I won a flesh light at sex toy bingo. Nicole: At Applebees?
Damn girl are you a Disney princess? Because I have terrible news about your parents
Why is my tiktok fyp just college boys on lives staring at the camera with unrecognizable music in the background
I’m in a better place than I was in dating last year. Last year I downloaded an app called “time left” and today, I deleted it
First date idea: We get one of those multi-screen TVs people watch sports on. We put on Severance, Mo, the recruit, and squid games, I’m stressed out the whole time
I’m gonna get a bumper sticker that says “fight nazis, not immigration”, I’m also gonna get one that says only get this close to my back seat if you’re Justin Bieber, but that one’s just for me.
If one more person says “not all men” istg. The majority of this country voted against women for 1. I think we need to 4b. How do we get all the American women to 4b
Happy MLK DAY 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Happy birthday cute binch! @troybond.bsky.social
Deactivated Facebook, Mark ain’t gettin none
When the head of the company gives his speech www.instagram.com/p/BltWkTOh5l...
Getting married
Having babies
Showering with my Chihuahua ✅
If I did severance I wouldn’t’ve thought of my little cross stitch of a rat all day 🐀❤️