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Of all the unhinged things this administration has done so far, this feels like one of the craziest.

I can't help but wonder what odds Polymarket would give for Trump to replace Washington on the $1 bill.

13.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Redraw the eagle so it doesn't have the olive branch any more and so it looks like it just scraped a bit of dogshit off its talon"

~ the people that brought you the U.S. Department of War

13.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It serves a political purpose to create the problem of open air drug use across Ontario, especially in an urban centre like Toronto. Conservatives can claim that "crime is everywhere!" and weaponize the public's fear β€” no matter that they created the problem. No matter that thousands will die.

13.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Who needs advertising or expensive marketing gimmicks to drum up revenue for a tire store when all you have to do is buy a box of nails to sprinkle on the roads leading to and from your shop? πŸ€”

13.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As to the point… who runs HART hubs and rehab facilities? How many of these are run through the for-profit private sector?

13.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"We gotta close them for the kids, because kid safety matters"

[closes a few sites]

[then kills speed cameras, despite nearly all of Ottawa's being in school zones, for kid safety]

[announces the defunding of the rest of the sites on a Fri afternoon when ppl aren't paying attention to the news]

13.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Toronto supervised injection sites to be shuttered by province All 7 remaining provincially-funded sites across Ontario will lose support by June 13

www.torontotoday.ca/local/city-h...

13.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Not enough people are getting hurt" is an interesting argument against prophylactic measures.

Weren't city staff proponents of red light and speed cameras?

13.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And what about him makes you think he's a neo-Nazi? I mean, besides his signed copy of Mein Kampf, of course.

13.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You've met him?

13.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a post on r/ontario that says that the remaining supervised consumption sites across the province will be closed on June 13th of this year.

If true, things are going to get a lot worse for both drug-involved folks in our neighbourhoods and our communities in general.

13.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course he's Poseidon! How else do you account for the fact that his hair is dry, huh?

That's godlike moisture management ffs.

13.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The eesh on that goal is matched only by the eesh of his moustache. Yikes, buddy.

13.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe only want opinions, not facts. And the opinions are ours alone.”

13.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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AFRICAN GAZE was an exhibition showcasing the weird and wonderful art form that is the Ghanaian movie poster. Here are some of the best...

1/25 - Mrs Doubtfire

13.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 12

If they have to choose between beliefs and facts, they choose the former every time… no matter how much the facts are staring them in the face.

13.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This MP crossed the floor and the next day, Carney announced the construction of an all-season highway in Nunavut will begin this summer.

www.inf.gov.nt.ca/en/MVH

Idlout leveraged her position to benefit her constituents, folks usually ignored by federal governments.

She should be applauded.

13.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

According to Gale, he also owns a letter written by John Brown.

Would a legitimate Nazi own a letter written by an abolitionist who killed slave owners, tried to start an armed slave rebellion, and was executed by the government of a slave state for treason?

13.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading the first few paragraphs I’ve come to the conclusion that β€œAnna” is an absolute idiot, and not (just) because she chose an ideology that will ultimately undermine her agency.

Imagine choosing fascism because you think it’s transgressive and shunning the left because they’re β€œhumourless”?

12.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Parking lots are more dangerous than anywhere else, considering the mix of pedestrians and vehicles, the absence of sidewalks, and the fact that stop signs are suggestions to stop and not the law like they are on HTA-governed roads and streets.

12.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be curious to know what accounts are running those ads.

11.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The US is a permanent member of the UN Security Council (with a veto), so good luck on ever seeing them come out on the losing end of anything Security Council-related.

11.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Premier Ford denies abandoning Ottawa during convoy crisis | CBC News Ontario Premier Doug Ford is denying his government abandoned Ottawa during last winter's convoy crisis, suggesting the three-week occupation of the city's downtown by protesters would have ended soon...

Doug Ford has never cared about people who live downtown.

Exhibit A: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

11.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sensing that PIT-CAR game has the highest combined xG of the season.

11.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you decide that the exclamation point isn't an exclamation point, it now reads as FUCK I β™₯ GOLF, which is even funnier, especially in pink.

10.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the least golf-y neighbourhood of town, no less.

10.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canadian military personnel identified on white supremacist dating site | CBC Accessibility Members of the Canadian Armed Forces are among the profiles leaked from a white-only dating website that promoted white supremacist ideology, a CBC News visual investigation found.

A few Ottawans are mentioned in this article.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

09.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Freshgusting.

08.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any cormorants? They're always my sign of spring.

08.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck this. I'm going back to bed.

#SpringForwardMyAss

08.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0