Hey look, this isn't going to be a dead account anymore!
If you've randomly come across this post just know I'm gonna art so hard now.
Here's a current WIP of some traditional art.
#wip #art #traditionalart #digitalart #buyintoart
give me the nobel peace prize or i too will bomb iran
so we're just gonna let a man named Klaus in american airspace
they have fun lol
and for my nighttime sweet treat: 2 berry tums
incredible how one small shart can create a lifetime of trauma
must be the microplastics in my brain that are making me so snacky
*taking a handful of candy from every trick-or-treater who comes to my door* tariffs
Sadaf brand dried sour cherry sheet in its packaging
tbh this does a better job than 90% of the sour candy i've tried
don't insult me
why is every sour candy maker such a pussy
centuries and centuries of human development simply to end up exactly how we've always been
that's when it's two words
the germans don't do bloopers, they do krauttakes
The Facebook people are here now (derogatory)
it had nothing to do with the paid actors portraying a couple on tv
a burger king commercial came on and in it were two older people wearing those paper crowns and without looking away from the screen my mom just goes "if you ever see me wearing a burger king crown i want you to shoot me on the spot. don't even let me explain."
i didn't fuck with them until much later but once you learn the patterns they're not bad!!
"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something
INDEED
spider tour
you can tell by my camera speed i was unwell
feels bad
i am not everyone. i am dumber
i died shortly after this but i'm better now
pale spiders scattered across a red ground
nightmares do come true
hey did you know that if you knock down a wasp's nest it may be filled with spiders? did you know that? because i didn't know that. i didn't know that until it hit the ground and exploded on my bare feet
left one of my knees unshaven so i could have something to pet
[the devil, as kristi noem's fingertips slip through his grasp]: some day, my love
text from a friend: "you know the persian crispy rice / tahdig. my dad told siri to set a 45 minute timer for tahdig" followed by a photo of his smart watch that says "take a dick, 45 min"
did we really need to invent gogurt? is regular yogurt not already portable enough?
