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timeline cleanse

Text reads chem test today, I’m prepared to cheat on the whole thing. They’re already in the classroom and it seems too late to stop them from cheating.

They’ve decided to cheat with ChatGPT, saying: “Hello chat, I’m going to upload four pictures and a couple of minutes (they probably meant in.. omg 😭) I need you to give me the answers for every problem, do not explain how to get the answer, just show me the answer and the slight work for it if it needs it. If it’s an ABCD question, immediately give me the answer.” ChatGPT replies: “Got it” and gives them the instructions back in full and tells them to go ahead and upload the images.

They got their test back, their result is an F, who could’ve seen that coming right?

This text to ChatGPT reads: Chat let me know how I got an F. ChatGPT: You probably got an F, because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong. It then proceeds to show them the correct answers from the test.

A story in four parts. 😭

Donald Trump letting you know how the authoritarian capture of the media is going, in case you missed it. Unlike other authoritarians in places like Hungary and Poland he has no worries about advertising his authoritarian take over of the media.

Darren Grimes insulting Hannah Spencer

Laurence Fox calling Hannah Spencer a retard

FreeByTheSea making misogynistic comments about Hannah Spencer

Rupert Myers ridiculing Hannah Spencer

The "protect women and girls" crowd are at it again

I suppose the problem with saying that you’ve destroyed 100% of a country’s military but then in the next sentence admitting that they are still capable of attacking you is that you might come across as a bit stupid. Luckily Donald Trump never worries about that.

Hey Hollywood script writers, how about a remake of Logan's Run but about money.
No one can earn over 10m or they get chopped. So rich people are stressed about having too much to live as opposed to poor not having enough.
You can have that one, just give me a credit/percentage of the box office.

22.30 FILM: GOODGELLAS Martin Scorcese's gangster epic perormed entirely by amateur ventriloquists.

Investigation finds Warwickshire County Council leader George Finch 'could have jeopardised' child rape case in code of conduct breach An investigation has ruled that leader George Finch breached Warwickshire County Council’s code of conduct by publishing information that “could have jeopardised” a child rape case.

Investigation finds Warwickshire County Council leader George Finch 'could have jeopardised' child rape case in code of conduct breach

www.warwickshireworld.com/news/politic...

Absolute meltdown

WNC boss apologises for Reform councillor's 'some women should have never left the kitchen' comment at International Women's Day event The chief executive of West Northamptonshire Council has apologised after a Reform councillor reportedly said “some women should have never left the kitchen” during an event marking International…

WNC boss apologises for Reform councillor's reported 'some women should have never left the kitchen' comment at International Women's Day event

Orange-hued Just Stop Oil activist totally successful buff.ly/rEcaPMY

i grew up with the floor polisher (number 7 in third pic)

have iran just bought some from amazon this time

today i saw a picture of an otter and for an hour forgot WWII took place and who Winston Churchill was

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

"If all of Japan is contaminated, then Fukushima will appear to have recovered because it looks just like the rest of the country.”

That is a hell of a statement.

actually barked with laughter at that

But Badenoch sees things in absolute terms and she has had enough of what she calls “separatism”. Her new Commission will tackle this perceived evil. It “will set out the culture that we want people to assimilate into. What we expect and what we will enforce”. While that last word might come as a shock to sensitive souls, the Conservative leader relished it. “Conference, we are bringing enforcement back to this country,” she trilled. “We tried to be nice to everybody, avoided tough decisions and it didn’t work. No more.”

Crikey (Source: reporting from the Tories' Spring Conference in Harrogate - www.thenewworld.co.uk/patience-whe...)

apart from everything else, i never knew that 1,500km = 930 miles but 2,000km = 12,240 miles

i'll never understand american units of measurement

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reminder: this was Oakeshott's take when people in the UK were charged for social media posts. except those posts were racist and inciteful, rather than just someone filming a missile www.instagram.com/reel/C-3GaGT...

extract from recent Spetactor article by Isabel Oakeshott. title: "I love Dubai. Get over it"

extract from BBC News Online: British man charged in Dubai under cyber-crime law A British man has been charged under cyber-crime laws in Dubai after allegedly filming Iranian missiles over the city. The tourist was detained under a law in the United Arab Emirates that prohibits publishing or sharing material that could disturb public security, according to Detained in Dubai, an organisation that provides legal assistance to individuals in the UAE.

looking forward to Isabel Oakeshott's take on UAE detaining people for filming the war www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

can this be a solution?

the logo of the british union of fascists

i've got a logo ready-made for his electricity company

Everyone else in the room when a former DOGE employee was deposed.

Can this be a solution?

Conservatives @Conservatives Winston Churchill is a hero. He's earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must not be replaced with an Otter. [Video of an earnest Tory boy clone making a video at the Churchill statue in London Subtitle says: he's to be removed] 8:07 PM Mar 11, 2026 93.4K Views 423 replies 453 shares 2.8K likes

Conservatives @Conservatives Churchill fought for us. Let's fight for him. Keep Churchill on the £5 note [Link with a picture of the Winston fiver From a website called "whatlaboursaid.com" 8:07 PM Mar 11, 2026 8,289 Views

Screenshot from link whatlaboursaid.com The Bank of England are removing Winston Churchill from the £5 note. Stop this. Sign our petition: [Address detail form] We ask for this to confirm you are a UK resident, and ensure we contact you about the issues that matter to you.

How did you vote in the 2024 General Election? [Text box] You can optionally provide the following information to help us understand public views better. And thinking ahead to the next local elections, as things stand today, what are the chances of you voting for each of these parties? Please rank each party 0-10 using complete numbers I would like to be kept up-to-date on future campaigns that matter to me: Yes [there is not a No option] I sign this petition urging the Bank of England not to remove Winston Churchill from the £5 note. This petition will be presented to the Bank of England before the Autumn recess 2026. We'll use your data to keep you updated about economic issues. Keep Winston Churchill There will be an easy way to opt out of future messages with each one. For more information on how we handle your data and your rights, please see our Privacy Notice.

Conservatives are running a campaign recruitment drive under the guise of a campaign to keep Churchill on the £5 note.

Ignoring there will still be hundreds of millions of Winston fivers in circulation with both Big Liz + Charlie Windsor on and that 60% of the public want nature in the next ones

It's not TACO but NACHO(Netanyahu Actually Controls His Options)

blimey. when you list it out like this - it takes 5 skeets - it's quite something

pitch an unnecessary sequel:

Rigor Mortis in Venice