Monday is coming. 😱 Use a gif to show how you feel about that.
01.03.2026 23:59
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Monday is coming. 😱 Use a gif to show how you feel about that.
OMGOMGOMG
My favorite one was “Mom, what color is my balance?”
why stop at doubles. there should be an event where they see how many guys you can stack before the sled falls over
A d o r e this
Being a writer is the most embarrassing thing in the world! I write down the entire contents of my soul for validation! And then some editor will just be like no thanks!
me every single day
Love it!
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
Orcas
Bald eagles
Roosevelt elk
Mexican iguanas
Geckos
Me: trying to sneak by the sleeping cat with my plate of lox on toast for a nice, quiet breakfast
Cat: in my lap two seconds later, wide awake, trying to paw at my food
Me: dammit
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
*snort* those big eyes!
I still haven’t gotten mine! Are they still shipping or did I get missed?
Phileas Fogg 🤝 Jackson Lake
Still one of my faves of yours. So funny
The Dos Equis man with words saying “ I don’t always fan girl but when I do, it’s for Michael Sheen. Stay thirsty, my friends.”
*fan girling intensifies*
Every time someone gets their Covid shot, RFK Jr loses hit points.
I find devoting like 90% of my online time to being a fandom nerd and the rest to baking reels works pretty well 🤓🧁
Oh I love this idea and I’m now officially adopting it
Ooo thanks - I will check that out!
The world is on fire. It’s okay to find joy in dumb things.
Did not know this and now I am kinda obsessed
I’m dying to get mine! Can’t wait! ✨✨✨
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.
Late arrival to your story but just wanted to say how much I love it! Subscribed and just might die before the next chapter arrives…
Sorry but is this sonnet from Pablo Neruda not the most crowley coded thing you’ve ever seen? #goodomens
I love mine so much!
Everyone go read this book immediately. So, so bonkers and funny. You’re welcome. #reading #booksilove
