The Dogfather

Gonna be a buzzkill to go from this to shit-on-a-shingle in the prison cafeteria.

Honor among thieves, something …

The truth is whatever you can make people believe.

Playground bullies don’t usually bother to explain their brain dead jokes. About the Cabinet, ‘misfits and losers’ is praise by faint damnation. They’re felons.

Seize oil >>> sell to Russia >>> keep money.

Depends on whether the nose on the end of it stays out of trouble.

Filed under “Praising With Faint Damnation.”

I always plan on everything going to shit. It’s kind of a gift. — Edward Ashton

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Mustang MachE 4x

Five years ago this month, I bought myself a retirement present. As of today, I would kiss my own ass if I could.

Mustang MachE 4x:

If we keep letting the rich tumesce at this rate, they’re going to explode and the house of sticks will fall into its own basement. On top of us.

“I have no bad side.”

Carbon monoxide fatalities look like that.

Not a mission from God.

Croc nuts

Cojones del Trump.

Vocabularity

Playing Spelling Bee …
Language is a vast warehouse
Without a forklift

#haiku

The talks will continue to be ‘productive’ as long as Trump is running this country as a Russian vassal state.

“But who will support me in the way to which I have become accustomed?”

I live in Wisconsin. I was only half kidding.

Sentient butt vibrators don’t belong in this country either, but here’s Andy.

The Cheese Syndicate won’t allow that. Big Cheese runs this town.

Testosterone poisoning.

Just cuz you can, don’t mean you should.

Composing/songwriting involves a lot of recycling and recombining.

Physics. Or Donald likes getting pissed on so much, he figured out a way to do it himself.

And now we’re faced with a midterm election that could resemble the ending of “The Music Man” after Robert Preston splits with the money.

So who tf actually did it?

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So an iMac painted up like Gene Simmons ain’t gettin’ it?

You’ve been reading my mail.

A parody of the famous evolution of man depiction. On top is the original as an ape evolved into man. In the bottom the man is one of the generals at Dover Air Force base and moving backwards through another officer, Hegseth, JD Vance and, finally, the most primitive, cerebrally underdeveloped cretin of all, a hunched orange felon at the back