Congrats on your surprise twins @trishapaytas.bsky.social
Congrats on your surprise twins @trishapaytas.bsky.social
My alt during an election year
Heβs CUT!?!? π
Lawyer here - law school is three years
Seeing this in person would have killed me too
Even better πππ
Iβm assuming this post is about me
Share the during pics π
The iceberg hitting the Titanic:
Get me to Godβs country
I just call it like I see it!
The liquor store clerk said she didnβt need to see my ID
Think about how horrific the Emilia PΓ©rez episode of Glee would have been
Being happy Mikey Madison won but realizing Demi Moore lost
Or you can just send me the lil video?
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Four inches expected and Iβm still at the office
Reputation (TV) drop during the next commercial break
Itβs Monday again, somehow.
If youβve thought about me naked you owe me a valentine
Me when Benson Boone tore that suit off
Iβm so honored!
Itβs his moment
Hugs bby π₯°
when you take some π₯ nudes and it changes your whole mood
Bi erasure at its finest!
Me every day for the next 4 years
Now at least something good came of these events
I feel like Iβve pictured you looking up at me like this in a different context β¦