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@theenbybear

39 | Single | Live in DC Metro | They/Them | IT Geek by day, Gamer by night | Self Proclaimed Tech Daddy

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A small variety of pics for your viewing pleasure πŸ˜‰

04.05.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fucking idiot 22 year old drivers.. I am so fucking pissed and sad right now.. I’ve been so careful with my car, and I ALWAYS drive safely. And then this fucking twit comes out of nowhere and ruins that all for me. And with 3 other people in the car none the less! I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep..

03.05.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess if the IT thing doesn’t work out for me, I can always go into doing things like this.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

18.04.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea. I gotta shop around a bit. And I’m also gonna call my current company and ask them to explain the rate increase. I’ve had no accidents or tickets in the last 12 months I’ve been with them. I’m the lowest risk driver they probably have.. lol

29.01.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe that was my exact face I made when I opened the email.. lol

29.01.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right?! Like, I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought it was a bit insane..

29.01.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got my car insurance renewal this morning.. $318 rate increase for a 6 month policy.. 😳

2/25/24- $1,127
8/25/24- $1,091
2/25/24- $1,409

Like, that’s such a crazy swing in pricing.. Especially with me having no accidents or tickets or anything.

Guess it’s time to shop around for insurance.. 😀

29.01.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also, this is Blanche. She’s my favorite car I’ve ever owned. πŸ™‚

24.01.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2019 Chevy Spark LT here πŸ™‚ Ask any questions you may like πŸ™‚ Feel free to DM if you want.

24.01.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am so glad I bought this thing a while back. So many good meals from it. Tonight’s meal: Split Pea Soup πŸ™‚ One of my absolute favorite soups ever (Broccoli Cheddar is a VERY close second.. πŸ˜‚)

11.01.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know.. You might be on to something.. Might have to come up with something like this and test it out.. haha

09.01.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes we are really brain dead and just can’t grasp simple concepts like β€œThe user might actually be on to something..” πŸ˜‚ I apologize on behalf of all IT Professionals.. πŸ˜‚

09.01.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But did you try turning it off and back on again? 😝

(Said lovingly by an IT Professional πŸ˜‚)

09.01.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The perfect way to spend New Year’s Eve.. It was so fucking good..

01.01.2025 04:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got my new mattress today. Who’s coming to help me break it in (with cuddles)? πŸ™‚

28.12.2024 22:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite (and only) Christmas present that I bought for myself.. Absolutely IN LOVE with this hoodie.. @zeemachine.bsky.social has some great merch (and music).. #zeemachine #goodboy

27.12.2024 20:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

And with the exception of 2 or 3 things, everything I bought this year I could have bought in a local store somewhere.

26.12.2024 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently cancelled *all* of my subscriptions (Prime, all streaming services, etc). It’s been an adjustment, but when I realized I was paying over $200 a month in subscriptions, I just couldn’t justify it anymore. Prime was an easy one for me tho, as I’ve spent less than $200 at Amazon this year.

26.12.2024 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My throat is always available 😜

25.12.2024 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha I wouldn’t even make you clean, I’d just love to see you hanging out around the house in that 😜

24.12.2024 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWhere are you Christmas..
Why CanΒ΄t I find You..
Why have you gone away...”

So this is what happens when you have your hair up in a bun on top of your head for a day and a half.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Officially feeling my Cindy Lou Who fantasy on the day before Christmas.. πŸ˜‚

24.12.2024 11:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cleaning and mopping the apartment on a Sunday. Also, the hair is giving.. Not sure exactly what, but it’s giving.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

22.12.2024 23:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saaaaame! Hotel room sleeps just hit different.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

22.12.2024 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They pay for my flights/trains and all meals. If I drive (like I do when I go to Raleigh) I get reimbursed for mileage. It’s a win-win situation lol My mileage reimbursement usually cover at least 1 car payment, so a free car payment for 8 hours of driving round trip? Sounds great to me! πŸ˜‚

22.12.2024 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But also, I started out the year with Member Status (lowest tier) and have moved from Member through all of the tiers to Diamond (Member > Silver > Gold > Diamond). I guess if I can travel and work will pay for it all, why the hell not? πŸ˜‚

22.12.2024 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do I travel too much for work? Well, let’s put it this way.. All 42 of the 45 nights I have this year are for work (And there’s another 60-ish not here because I stayed at a Non-Hilton property).

22.12.2024 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HR at work: Hey, wouldn’t it be fun to send out a quick message from an automated system to all employees in the β€œGeneral” channel on the Friday before Christmas about something?

Automated System: Great, here is 1 message per 135 Employees (including profile photos) in the General channel.

Me: 😳😑🀬

20.12.2024 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesss! I’m exactly the same way. I get to choose my own adventure, and if I don’t like what you’re contributing to it? You get booted from the party, simple as that! πŸ˜‚

20.12.2024 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been growing my hair out, and it’s starting to get long and annoying to the point where if I don’t put product in it, it just falls in my face and pisses me off.. So, my solution? This.. 🀣

16.12.2024 03:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Where are my DMV peeps πŸ‘€

#DMV #MD #Gay #Freaks

24.11.2024 15:28 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 7