Kenny Higgs

Blokes over 50 picking their best Tinder photo.

Bloody hell! Willoughby's back. I thought we'd seen the last of that toerag!
(Sorry for the spoiler but it *was* published in 1811 so you've had time)
#JaneAusten

Merry Christmas to all on social media, especially the ones who are desperate to post but have boldly told everyone they're having a break for Christmas, even though they'll be lurking all day, itching to reply to that post on the local Facebook group about whether or not Lidl is open (it's not).

I've celebrated Christmas Eve with @robthehoople.bsky.social every year since we were at school together. We haven't changed a bit.

Traditional Christmas Eve with @robthehoople.bsky.social

Only thanks to the pod, old son 👍

Out now, the Christmas episode of the official Tony Hancock podcast, Very Nearly An Armful. We review the 1958 special of Hancock's Half Hour, Bill and Father Christmas, where Bill finds out the truth about Santa at the tender age of 34! It's on your favourite platform now.

@tonyhancock.bsky.social there you are!

*whispers*... I know we're not allowed to say this but almost everything on here is absolutely shit isn't it?

Mince pie pinwheel type things. Get in.

They're all brown bread mate, I'll find out where they're buried for you.

The tidal wave of "I'm taking a break from social media to spend time with my family over Christmas" posts has begun. I love it when they crawl back five hours later, moments after the original post has mysteriously disappeared.

My son has written "I love you so much" on the tag on his sister's Christmas gift.

Will the doctors first thing tomorrow be sufficient, or should I take him straight to A&E now?

Righto

Righto

No thanks

I once spent a very pleasant Christmas Eve afternoon on the top floor of the Sir Garnet people watching the market goers. Simple pleasures*.

*Also may have been pissed.

They did a dislocated bollock on top of my coffee this morning.

Oh yeah! I don't know him personally but he seems like a good lad.

I don't think I know who you mean.

....and they've been awaiting the next one ever since.

Making the boy a packed lunch for football training, and for a joke I put some fruit in there.

We laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

#DadOfTheYear

Must have been a typo

This won't do much on here, but I guarantee if I put this on twitter I'd get at least 50 people explaining my joke to me.

I do and I don't miss those times.

Health wise I've had a pretty decent 2024. I planned to lose 2 stone in weight and I've only got 4 stone to go 💪

and so.... big.

Sometimes the true meaning of Christmas is lost, but it's captured perfectly in this tableau of Joseph, Mary and the little baby Thumb

No I only do the chorus bits for you.

I've just performed my version of Feliz Navidad in a quite frankly perfect Spanish accent, and my daughter's only comment was that I sounded like Dracula.

So that's great.

Ha! You and the boys doing really well until some tosspot you don't know sticks his 10p in and joins the game.