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๐Ÿ”จ She/Her ๐Ÿ”จ Part time wendigo / part time midwest gremlin

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Authorโ€™s copies arrived. New readers are excited (although Pretzel liked the box more than the books). #BookSky

Still 30% off preorder (code NYUAU30) nyupress.org/978147983829...

10.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 275 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wait what happens?

11.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s little treat o clock

11.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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True! He's right, our president is a sexual predator, a pedophile, and a rapist!

09.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 616 ๐Ÿ” 151 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, Iโ€™d have two nickels, which isnโ€™t a lot, but itโ€™s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 11721 ๐Ÿ” 2792 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 83
Fawn with its head against a tree. Text reads "stupid stupid stupid"

Fawn with its head against a tree. Text reads "stupid stupid stupid"

oughhhh

10.03.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 135 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And like, prolly has a huge cock haha

10.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm like if ottacon was a girl

10.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about the later season themes? Asking for a friend.

10.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

born to receive love letters
forced to receive grindr dick pics

09.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a picture of a bathroom stall door that says "suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell" the lighting and wall look pink and the tile behind it is multicolored

a picture of a bathroom stall door that says "suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell" the lighting and wall look pink and the tile behind it is multicolored

happy women's day !!

what you should do tonight:

08.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3322 ๐Ÿ” 881 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

wow ur cisgender? i couldnt tell u look really good for a cisgender

07.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

would fuck own ass for strawberry yogurt in this present moment of #life

06.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girl I'd unite the chiral network to hold that package ๐Ÿซก

06.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh you like death stranding? I think that means we legally have to kiss.

Or walk from California to the east coast by foot holding packages. I can't remember.

06.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are the servers still online? I know they were a few years ago

06.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fuck dude im so fucking cool

"im playing pokemon leaf on my switch 2!"
"im playing god of war ragnarok on my playstation 5!"

bitch im playing BLACK OPS 1.
ON THE WII.
SHUT THE FUCK UP

05.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 547 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

BREAKING: Kristi Noem Given The Kristi Noem's Dog Treatment

05.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Dot matrix printer sounds*

05.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œDo not obey in advanceโ€ but in pokopia font

โ€œDo not obey in advanceโ€ but in pokopia font

03.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2983 ๐Ÿ” 609 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think youโ€™ve got it figured out, itโ€™ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

02.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7712 ๐Ÿ” 1436 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89 ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

it could all be so simple

02.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white bunny sits on asphalt surrounded by scattered yellow leaves.

A white bunny sits on asphalt surrounded by scattered yellow leaves.

01.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2500 ๐Ÿ” 515 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

28.02.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 10481 ๐Ÿ” 3318 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

shoutout to the person in your life who youre trying to be hot like

28.02.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 83 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Compersion socks

27.02.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A heavy metal wheel crank laid against a wrought iron fence among various other free items

A heavy metal wheel crank laid against a wrought iron fence among various other free items

*sigh* great. Thereโ€™s obviously some sort of device nearby Iโ€™m gonna need to use this on to compete a puzzle so I gotta lug it to the leftist coffee shop and bookstore with me

27.02.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2477 ๐Ÿ” 351 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Damn these pokemon announcements are crazy

27.02.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I filled out an application but the webpage crashed so I j started looking at magic cards in a different tab

27.02.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“ฑfood house twours across the 2sa for the 2nd time featuring 2G cellphone connection. ๐Ÿ“ก

BOSTON๐Ÿ“ฒ
BROOKLYN๐Ÿ“ง
PHILADELPHIA๐Ÿ“ถ
MILWAUKEE๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ
CHICAGO๐Ÿ’ป
SAN DIEGO ๐Ÿ’ฝ
LOS ANGELES๐ŸŽฎ
SAN FRANCISCO ๐Ÿ“ธ
PORTLAND๐Ÿ“บ
SEATTLEโŒš๏ธ

tickets out now fanlink.tv/twour

27.02.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1