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I am broken but I am free

I’m Double Dogged up at Sonic, ballin’, playin’ Metroid Zero Mission on my Gameboy Advance SP in the rain, dawg. My aura too big for my shorts.

#retro #videogames

Sometimes things are hard. That’s okay. Just keep trying. Come back later, but don’t give up. And when you’re the master, teach everyone all that you know with all your heart.

You’re suddenly filled with immense courage

#sheetmusic

I was walking around World Market and this mystical bag of steak potato chips called to me like a siren in the mist. Like a stream of heaven’s golden rays parting the clouds and guiding me to the promised land. I’m having a good day. I hope you are too.

My neighbors are so nice! They let me borrow their Gameboy SP as a reference unit.

I found out it’s a limited edition Who Are You SP

I found this little guy in a pawn shop for $25. He’s got a few things wrong with him (relatable) but will make a great project! I also got a Wii with a bad disc drive and all the cables for $25. Today’s a good day. Waiting on a broken Switch Lite in the mail soon too.

#retro #videogames #gameboy

Man, every appointment I’ve been to my health has sucked. I’m at 5’9” 335 lbs right now with a high bp and resting heart rate. I’m gonna start dieting and weight lifting again. I miss when I was 100+ pounds lighter. Everything aches and it’s hard to move. Journal Entry 2.

My booty fat like Totoro, I call it Studio Jiggly. Give it a smack, eat it like a snack, and make me feel wiggly baby.

I was feeling so bad for so long until someone came along and made me feel alive again. Right now, though, only a Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (add potato) and a cold, delicious large zero sugar Pepsi tug the strings of my life away from the three sisters and their scissors. Journal Entry 1.