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Nobody Knows I'm A Dog πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Two-Time TV Quiz Show Loser - MTG Player - Pokemon TCG Enjoyer - Riichi Mahjong Learner - Quaquaval Stan - πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ - ESFP - Streams every now and again at twitch.tv/nobodyknowsimadog - banner by @itsuki2410.bsky.social

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A black and white cat with yellow eyes, mouth open and one paw raised toward the camera

A black and white cat with yellow eyes, mouth open and one paw raised toward the camera

Dodge this! :3

04.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 4982 πŸ” 990 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 6
meowl spotted in the recent winter olympics

meowl spotted in the recent winter olympics

03.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

02.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 9902 πŸ” 1383 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 117

Yoru’s attack landed!
Uni got compressed…

26.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 3180 πŸ” 630 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8
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kill all fake lovers

25.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 4211 πŸ” 1464 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 51
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Tonight I completed 100% Cuphead on a DANCE PAD! This was my first ever challenge run of the game and I had so much fun with it!

26.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1168 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 7
Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
β€’ a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event Β»
5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" β€’ a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event Β» 5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

26.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 5061 πŸ” 836 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 21
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Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich https://theonion.com/report-oh-fuck-yeah-egg-yolk-dripping-all-over-sandw-1819579733/

24.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 2985 πŸ” 738 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 35
A photo of an AYN Thor playing Pokemon LeafGreen on the top screen with the yaoi manga "Zombie Hide Sex" on the bottom screen showing two boys kissing

A photo of an AYN Thor playing Pokemon LeafGreen on the top screen with the yaoi manga "Zombie Hide Sex" on the bottom screen showing two boys kissing

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen for $20 on the eShop? Oh, that's ok...I have my own setup already

20.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 4853 πŸ” 1691 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 35
a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it

a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it

20.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 11473 πŸ” 1937 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 47
me: forgets to pause meditation music before leaving

my dog when i arrive home:

me: forgets to pause meditation music before leaving my dog when i arrive home:

20.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of Vespiquen. The PokΓ©mon is hovering above the viewer, she's looking down at us with scary, menacing eyes, and with both of her arms held up like she's ready to attack.

Illustration of Vespiquen. The PokΓ©mon is hovering above the viewer, she's looking down at us with scary, menacing eyes, and with both of her arms held up like she's ready to attack.

a PokΓ©mon a day keeps artblock away
#416 Vespiquen

20.02.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you didn't think you were gonna see a bridge but then you see one

ε€§εΏ—η”°ζ©‹ Oshita Bridge

When you didn't think you were gonna see a bridge but then you see one ε€§εΏ—η”°ζ©‹ Oshita Bridge

08.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
me holding back the urge to cough in class cuz I already used my two free coughs and don't want them

looking at me all weird

me holding back the urge to cough in class cuz I already used my two free coughs and don't want them looking at me all weird

06.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."

06.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 6225 πŸ” 2163 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 12
The picture is a birb with the text 
A "gamer"
A "gamer" partaking in a act of intellectual stimulation known as gaming

The picture is a birb with the text A "gamer" A "gamer" partaking in a act of intellectual stimulation known as gaming

06.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 3887 πŸ” 1293 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13
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FINALLY HIT 13 ORPHANS

#MahjongSoul #13Orphans #ε›½ε£«η„‘εŒ

03.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
GROUNDHOG DAY

It's official! Punxsutawney Phil predicts "an eternity of darkness from which we will never escape"

GROUNDHOG DAY It's official! Punxsutawney Phil predicts "an eternity of darkness from which we will never escape"

03.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah here ya go

19.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s β€˜The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

02.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 4456 πŸ” 728 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 31
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What about if it’s like 500 times

01.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 5125 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 35
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it's pretty rare that i get recognized in public so i'll never forget the time i walked into a random bar and a stranger very respectfully tapped my shoulder to show me "small sausage in large sausage"

02.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1232 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

02.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5400 πŸ” 1079 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 41
Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For

Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For

Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For

31.01.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 1820 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6
Report: More Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Turning To Alchemy

Report: More Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Turning To Alchemy

Report: More Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Turning To Alchemy https://theonion.com/report-more-americans-forced-to-make-ends-meet-by-turning-to-alchemy/

29.01.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1287 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 29
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