Bro

R/conservative seems like a place with terrible takes until you see the “top 1% commenter” badge and it gets a million times worse

Crazy to think Trumps first term was like “he’s tweeting from a personal phone on his personal account!” And now it’s “Vance Rubio and Miller have their hands up his ass doing ventriloquist exercises”

Hearing Druski on your tv is an auto-mute

Feels like a pick is coming for Stafford

Shhhhhhh!!!!

Absolutely brutal finding accounts from Twitter on here only to click on the profile and see the latest post is from 7 months ago

I have to be missing something on why Matt Nagy is on HC candidate lists

In the same press conference Ben Johnson referenced the “noise” from Green Bay (Hafley’s comments?)- he singled out Brian Flores and how his defense “makes it a little bit more challenging to get the tight ends the ball”

Not sure anything has changed the game quite like stuffed crust pizza

*literally any TikTok with tall buildings/urbanscape in the background*
Oh yeah that’s gotta be Chicago

Permission to #BearDown?

While things are getting sorted over on the other app…

Smash that subscribe button on my NFL starter pack for free agency reactions 👇

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Image of dozens of police lining up to protect a Tesla dealership.

Not sure I've ever seen a more obvious picture to remind us that police exist to protect the property of the ruling class, not the rights of the people.

A piece of me died when Scott Hanson stopped saying “commercial free” in his intro

You ever wake up in the middle of the night and think endlessly about all the worst things that ever happened to you

I will absolutely be voting against Durbin in the primary at this point.

Monday morning. Trying so hard to eradicate childish folly from my essence.

Hey sorry do you know the macros on these edibles?

So who are the other two nations

I have given up on hoping for better. We are in month 2 of 48

Worst part about the inevitable LeBron KD Steph retirements is the amount of tribute videos we’ll see during their farewell tours

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

Farting on a plane, need people to be walked through the airport being pelted with tomatoes. Getting put on no fly lists isn’t enough

Aaaaand now I gotta re-play RDR2.

watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive

Today years old when I learned the random kid in Interstellar was actually Timothee Chalamet

Can’t do any more Vrabel and Belichick takes, this is gonna be the longest offseason of all time

The concept of trading a coach for draft picks is insane

Next streaming service to email me about a price increase is getting canceled. Come get y’all juice!

I met my wife in an Uber Pool on the way to the strip club. Anything is possible