Hitting the impatient ass customers with a “thank you for your patience”

Nvm

It’s a $2 raise as well and I feel
Like I’ve been slapped in the face with that. Is that a normal amount of a raise?

Never were to begin with huh?

Got promotion but i’m losing my weekends off. Nothing matters

Idk which medication it is that’s giving me this but I feel like I think so much faster and remember so much more now 😳

Frying everyone at my job with my mind

Dog booking got corrupted with 30 minutes til cutoff. Had to rush to make entirely new booking and get everything out. Nobody to move the heavy shit so I just spent 15 min moving the heavy shit which isn’t even my job but I would get in trouble if it didn’t happen.

In another timeline, we were oomfs

Remember how we used to run

I miss us

Unique form of torture where they force you to work on your off day and the only interaction you have all day is with your bigoted coworkers

I asked a customer what his job was.

C: pilot
Me: yeah I kinda assumed but I didn’t want to say anything
C: yeah you don’t wanna assume
*Stares at me*
C: ‘specially not in today’s world

Really want to say oomf at work but my old ass coworkers would not understand

Ants came in through window. Swarmed cat bowl. Cat is a messy eater. Trap has been set. I want to die. I hate ants.

…

If it was 30 min shorter tho

Raymond in boxes

Ya mama

You are cancelled buddy

Sending this to oomf..

Couldn’t have done it without you goat

a yellow minion is holding a bag of popcorn ALT: a yellow minion is holding a bag of popcorn

Whatever
I’m good with anything
Ya mama
Stay mad kid idgaf
Ahhh you mad
Shall we?
Let’s get it

Where’d you see it last?

New stick :3