What if he a monk and AC 23, we still judging?

Who is this Orlando team. Since when do they shoot threes like this??

If you're going to allow yourselves to change how fouls get called based on how physical and how much a team complains it's got to be consistent between both teams in that game. It's bananas that they allow themselves to be so easily manipulated but you sure would hope they could be professionals.

One of those games where the gambling ads all over the place feel really relevant. I'm sure everybody involved is on the up and up, it's a culture of ethics and accountability.

telling my child in 30 years that bam adebayo played against vibe coders and doordashers

Can you win a title with one power forward? Asking for a friend.

Maybe not play-in but this is still true after all the moves

Why do the Cavs love doing this against the Celtics? If they score 80 in the second half I won't even be surprised

Congrats y'all. The most deserved for another absolute banger. Thank you

I like to imagine 6'7, 280 Aaron Judge walking up to the plate in 1895. Would they just ban him from the sport to prevent people from dying?

We're still learning it in real time. The gymnastics (Simone Biles) muscle revolution of the last decade-ish has been striking. Just completely breaking the sport by being way stronger

When I got cut from the high school baseball team sophomore year I was 5'11, 200 and didn't have any power and my arm was too weak to reasonably play 2nd base.

Honus Wagner was 5'11,200lb. He almost didn't get a shot at baseball because he was "too oddly built" TOO BIG to possibly be a good ballplayer. When he retired in 1917, he was 35% better than second place in terms of career-value-stats. Twice as good as 15th, all time.

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

It is March 5th. Megacrit, why am I not playing Slay The Spire 2 right now?? How dare you make me wait until midday.

I'll bring the Old Bay

the Joe Biden of websites

Imagine going after coffee chains for their **sugar** and not their caffeine. There's a fucking stimulant in coffee brain worm boy. You can find plenty of preexisting studies about the dangers of stimulants. But no, you go after a basic macronutrient. Fucking wild.

One of those games where I'm real glad not to be a fan of the other team. Fully healthy and losing to the Cavs *without* Donovan Mitchell. Yeesh. After barely escaping with a win at home and no Donovan Mitchell? Yikes.

This city pays for every championship in karma, voodoo, vibes whatever you want to call it. 2021 was no different, we were just foolish enough to have hope that the curse was broken rather than remade.

The shit I talked in 2023 when a young roster had the highest wRC+ of all time. I wish I could go back and remind myself what city that team plays in and what is inevitable therein. Glad to see 2026 will be no different.

Need to get to halftime, clearly something wrong with this rim. Why else would the Cavs miss *this* many layups.

How fucking funny would it be if it was one of the pictures that makes his face too big or too small. You'd never be able to tell, of course, and that would be joyous

Iso Dean Wade at your own peril

Ok Dean Wade. Ok.

I've never been this inpatient about a video game. It's fucking up all of my free time. "Well I can't start that StS2 comes out soon."

Will Detroit have enough offense for the playoffs? What is the Cavs ceiling and can they get there in time? How many playoff games will KAT foul out of? Is it too late, has Wemby made all of my questions irrelevant?

You're definitely on to something there - let's recap:

🛏️ Your sons are 100% in bed

💀 Your daughters? Dead

🏠 Your wife is absolutely in the shed

🔥 Your husband isn't just heating that lead - he's burning it

🚨 When that light turns red, you should absolutely drive away

💣 THERE'S A BOMB IN Y-

Kash Patel is presented with the Gold Medal by Kristi Noemish person, he proceeds to pose with the medal, celebrate and pour champagne as hte actual medalists look on.