John Morrison MD

And the former farmer was a WWI veteran.

That’s right, WWI.

One was a former farmer driven to the West Coast by the Dust Bowl, who then worked in food packing. The other was an industrial chemist who developed an adhesive for bandages.

A photo of the poster with Elizabeth Warren, and a child whose face is obscured with a smiley face.

6 years ago today, my oldest got the meet their hero at the time.

My Wasian teenager with feathered, color-streaked hair is vey excited.

I think your plan is still sound.

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

It was, until I heard at this stage of my life, “When you gonna love you as much as I do?”

Father of two teen/tweens. I can’t listen to it right now.

❤️

I’m have been told by my resident middle school authority that 6-7 and mewing officially ended during the Great Meme Reset on January 1, 2026

You know what is better than a cure for cancer? Preventing a cancer before it starts.

The HPV vaccine does just that. In Scotland, they had ZERO cases of cervical cancer in a study of women born between 1988-96 who received the HPV vaccine b/w 12-13 years of age. Zero cases in 447,845 women.

My youngest, whenever I get the diagnosis: “Daddy, you’re just so HAPPY, aren’t you?”

(This was especially during season 1, when I kept yelling, “REMOVE THE BABY’S SOCK!”)

QUEEN

I jumped straight to the rocking chair in my 30s.
Ahead of my time.

I was worried what the doctrinal implications would have been if it was Seahawks v. Bears this year

Especially for my fellow healthcare workers, and of course anyone else - wear black in mourning to honor Alex Pretti and all of those harmed by ICE.

a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest . Alt: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest, mouthing the words “WTF”

Fair weather Seahawks fan here. Why does our QB remind me of this guy?

I needed to see this today.

I remember being intensely uncomfortable when this sign came on in the car while a parent was driving.

They’re just following the president’s lead, right?

And here I am stuck inside

ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.

And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

Children will die with RFK Jr.'s new vaccine recommendations. We're NOT doing the "experts disagree" game. The US vaccine schedule was painstakingly constructed through a deep & thorough process by experts with unquestionable expertise. This is policy by fiat. It is pre-meditated murder. 1/

Screen shot of a tweet from HHS. We will Make America Healthy Again. There is an image of hulk hogan ripping off his shirt with the caption "AMERICA AFTER BECOMING HEALTHY AGAIN"

This guy here is dead 👇

We just watched The Thursday Murder Club, and each casting choice was perfect.

🤔

I'm old enough to remember a few hours ago when this was supposedly about drugs.

Will someone please tell Trump to go to bed?

A 17 year old car,even. Our cats aren’t quite that advanced.

We have an almost 17-year-old cat with this technology we are thinking of replacing. Maybe she could suggest an alternative?