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Timothy says Fuck Ice

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Googling "broccoli loaf"

11.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Risotto with Butternut Squash, asparagus, spinach, and feta

Risotto with Butternut Squash, asparagus, spinach, and feta

Butternut Squash Risotto

10.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If my bracket wasn't in bad shape before, its absolutely busted now

10.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, Timothy. Nothing is gonna cook if you dont turn on the fuckin burner. Dufus.

10.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซถ

10.03.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A person who doesn't skimp on vehicle maintenance.

10.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't make me have to vote on *counts* 20 different devices

10.03.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am trying not to be overtly partisan in Round 1, but the only Wilco song that I would vote for over Tori Amos' "Winter," or indeed any Tori Amos song, is "Misunderstood." TORI FANS CHECK IN PLEASE.

10.03.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿคฃ

10.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

March 9th

Broke out the 5" shorts

09.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent work.

09.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

09.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woot!๐Ÿฅณ

09.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

09.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is this ad 20 minutes long?

09.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Normal people have sex drives! It's nothing to be weird about.

09.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to go to the grocery and can't decide what I want to make. Lemme just browse Templeside's menu...

09.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿซถ

09.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Add one word to a film to ruin it

The Polar Vortex Express

09.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money . ALT: a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money .
09.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
elmo from sesame street is dancing on the moon with a planet in his hands . ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing on the moon with a planet in his hands .
09.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Peak Mouse: Microsoft Trackball Explorer

The boards in these have started glitching

Peak Mouse: Microsoft Trackball Explorer The boards in these have started glitching

I'm going to slightly disagree.

09.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

09.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She British on my fitting until I flared

09.03.2026 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

08.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Father of the Child Bride

08.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

baseball has been my favorite sport effectively since birth. my dad taught me all about it, encouraged me, the whole deal. i am 44 and 2/3 years old.

i learned this *today.*

08.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the correct reaction

08.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back on my Atmos shit

08.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0