JLaw, not Trisolaran

Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

hmm

This is stupid

What if you could enter a warp pipe (sit in traffic) to save the princess (file your Q1 self-review)

'Hillary praises Trump & says he’s much better in his second term: “I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him… that there can be common ground amongst us”'

Where are all those "Hillary was right about everything" people from the other day? This your fucking queen?

I have autonomy and a brain. I lead myself.

Two things can be awful. Why you want to make it into a competition where either side is fucking ghoulish is bonkers.

What did I lie about

Bro I am. You are not the only one who reads. You just don't think killing the unhoused is that serious. I get it.

Did you fucking read it and take away "yes indirect murder is excellent and not at all a red flag the size of Saturn"

A different kind of murder. Faster.

Gav is killing people more slowly. A lot of them

Is it cool to throw out people's most important possessions and houses

Real ones

i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable

I mean he's probably available?

sorry I meant very sensible

That's it we're skipping to woke 12 where the national anthem is just a video of David Byrne doing something weird

hmmmmmmmm

I think this story is a really good example for people to look at when it comes to understanding bias at NYT. It's not that the reporter, Dana Rubinstein, says anything outright false. But the framing, word choices, etc., add up to an unprofessional and biased account.

Nazi guys can fuck off

Some professors at the University of St. Thomas are doing a research project on the effects of the ICE occupation on Twin Cities parents. They're looking for parents who are US citizens, who live in the Twin Cities metro area, and who have kids ages 5-10.

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Thanks I hate it

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

MORE.TALMUD.JOKES!

PANEL 1: A FRIEND showing MATTIE a big canvas. FRIEND: Hey check out this art i bought. I think it's incredible. MATTIE: Uhh. What is it? PANEL 2: reverse shot, you can see it's just an enormous black dot on a canvas. FRIEND: It's the aggregate of all human creative output, in the totality of recorded history, averaged out and then printed on this canvas! PANEL 3: Shot from panel 1. MATTIE just kind of stares at the friend. FRIEND: I can see you think I'm stupid. Would an IDIOT spend 14 billion dollars on it? Hmm? FRIEND: Would an IDIOT have been MOVED TO TEARS by this? PANEL 4: Same shot, two people walk by, looking amazed. P1: Wow, the computers are getting so good! P2: We'll be replaced any day now!

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I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

*Duran Duran Girls On Film Voice*

It's the Oldest House, from Control. The inside absolutely does not match the outside.

I'm pretty sure this thing is where you go when you want to communicate with an enormous, scary black triangle entity

Democrats are going to fund and support this war. Like every enabling and collaborative stunt they pull, this is yet another opportunity to recognize they aren’t an opposition party but a captured group that serves the interests of the same wealth and oligarchical classes as the Republicans.