...Okay, thinking about it more, maybe I shouldn't slug a heavy piece of pure steel on my back considering my accident prone track record.
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...Okay, thinking about it more, maybe I shouldn't slug a heavy piece of pure steel on my back considering my accident prone track record.
Like. Yeah its dorky as fuck to think about slinging a longsword over my shoulder and using it to slice through some watermelon or whatever but also... I'm in my late 20s and that shit sounds so fun and cool...
LIKE IT'D BE COOL RIGHT? LIKE A COOL LONGSWORD TO SWING AROUND WOULD RULE HARD
I'm bored at work and listening to some bullshit about some sword drama or whatever, and for some reason, my main takeaway is "...Fuck I should buy a sword."
I have a horrible HORRIBLE attention span when it comes to actually building anything of note, I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out a way to make logs look good in a log cabin way and everything just looked off so I just left the husk to sit on the beach as I went off to make 50 bricks
I really should like... actually make the areas pretty in Pokopia instead of like. Plonking down a chair and going "YEP GOOD ENOUGH" and fucking off to go find a vending machine to put a bench next to so I can find a beetle
NOW LIVE!! today, my friend @matto424.bsky.social and I will go on a peaceful, relaxing hunting trip. Surely, nothing bad will happen.
TUNE IN www.twitch.tv/padabana
in one hour. @matto424.bsky.social and I will go on a hunting trip.
www.twitch.tv/padabana
They cursed me with being overly sensitive to pain to prevent me from going out and getting ball joint tattoos all over my body. Its fucked up...
i think this is the actual worst anyone has ever done it
Everyone's celebrating love, but I'm celebrating the true heroes of the holiday... ducks. I'm streaming Barony and probably playing the hermit class but who knows
www.twitch.tv/matto424
It's a hell of a feeling to see something you wrote in a state of vulnerability 7 years ago taken by someone else and continued by autocorrect.
Well, today was the first time I logged on in years, more outta curiosity than anything, and the entire community there has been subsumed by AI junk. My entire feed was just trash after slop and I sorta just felt empty realizing that all the creative people there either left, got run off, or gave in
So something I never talk about is that I used to run a niche kink account on another site like... when I was 20? It was mostly a place to experiment and to sorta act like the man I thought I should be over the genderfluid person I ended up being.
I'm gonna be so real I passed out a moment ago at work and then opened my phone to the control news and somehow kept misreading it as Concord and got really confused
The grand total after we all beat our games was 135 ice traps for me alone.
So I started an archipelago with friends
You may see me pop in later to question my life choices
I haven't played sf6 in years and suck shit at fighting games but I wanna main him so baaaaad
BRO THEY CAN'T HAVE ALEX LOOKING THAT COOL WHAT THE FUCK
@gaybandaids.bsky.social the gif
hi my friends are having financial trouble, reply to this with proof you threw em money and i'll make you pixel art. the more money you give the bigger the sprite.
i'll dm to ask for details, i'll do whatever the fuck (within reason ofc) if you send em money so come and gettem
we have a fundraiser stream planned for tonight and will be streaming on and off for the next week or so, but if youd like to give Anything before then, here's my ko-fi.
thank you.
ko-fi.com/gaybandaids
Hey guys, i really hate to ask this but me and my partner are in pretty dire straits right now. An automatic payment left her im the negatives, and after getting her back into positives i was left with barely enough to cover an upcoming car payment.
the freak shit in question
the freak shit in question
Okay yeah I might post freak shit later depending on how well drawing goes
