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More sports teams should do things just because it’s funny.

One of those things could be “because it would be funny”

That’s an eyeball

"oh look at me, I'm Ben McKenzie, I was in the OC and then I got a degree in economics and crypto is a scam but no one was doing anything about it so I made a documentary also I’m married to Morena Baccarin" man good for you

CTRL + Z

It’s always pretty obvious with the special edition popcorn buckets at the movie theater. This will take some creativity.

How are people going to fuck this I wonder

Experts have long said that what’s really needed in the Middle East is for someone to just jump in and cause chaos with no plan. Muscle Confusion!

But yes, I did. Don’t chase the pitches in the dirt.

We ended up dating eventually but on our first few dates it’s like we were going out on a date versus each other

How many times and ways can he hint at using nuclear weapons without saying the word?

Ma June on Fallout saying “baby, shut the fuck up. I’m trying to be a better person.

In neither case did it prevent or preclude me from messing around with them because I am a sicko.

Another first date we went to a bar. I didn’t know that her ex-boyfriend was a bartender there but they came to some kind of understanding because I looked over and she was making out with him.

A woman told me I was diabetic because have enough faith in God

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

Reuters headline that says “Wall St closes mixed on ramped-up Middle East tensions” and a picture of two stock traders looking unhealthy and frustrated.

I hope it just one guy who buys the stock market back up because he believes something Trump says and everyone else is just like “Jesus, when is Rick going to learn” and then they all sell and Rick loses $50B.

To show my support for James Talarico I am also follow a bunch of onlyfans girls on socials.

Might be the actual reason it ends

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

I mean

Maybe the Culkin brothers

Gonzo and Grover are the Hemsworth brothers of the puppet world.

dallas mavericks vs atlanta falcons(?)

can’t wait for this epic matchup!

@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social lolol

This is my most “Following 43.7k Followed by 43.4k” post of all time I think.

Someone go ask Phony Stark if I can drive a Tesla to the doctor to have my “bone spurs” checked out.

You are thinking about taking over bluesky

I am thinking about taking over the Strait of Hormuz

We are not the same

I am also thinking about taking over the Strait of Hormuz

They have to eat the Alf skeet