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@fornoejelsen

Moonlighting as Julie. She/her. Neurospicy absolute UwUnit. Wanted to be in academia, now adrift in anxiety

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Hvad sker der for at du bagvasker mig pΓ₯ en anden platform!

27.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wikke & Rasmussen appreciation post

15.02.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, like he's a sort of ballet move!

12.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, vi kan gΓΈre ligesom i Japan, hvor de har rekrutteret bodybuildere til at arbejde pΓ₯ plejehjemmene

09.12.2025 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Det er jo ofte lidt et Γ₯bent spΓΈrgsmΓ₯l, hvad man kan blive som cand.mag. i historie. PΓ₯ den ene side er det muligt at blive overborgmester i KΓΈbenhavn. PΓ₯ den anden side er det muligt at blive kuppet i RingkΓΈbing-Skjern.

22.11.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

And the costumes!

23.09.2025 09:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Min lillesΓΈsters kat kan godt lide at slikke en chip. Tror hun slikker alle krydderierne af den. Men spise den helt? Nej, DET kommer ikke pΓ₯ tale.

23.09.2025 09:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.08.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 472 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
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More like Trussel Lund Poulsen😐

10.08.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All 30-50 of them

08.08.2025 12:02 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

TUTORIAL ISLAND

24.07.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ADHD is wild because on the one hand you will never pay your bills on time and the laundry takes on a Sisyphean quality but on the other hand it grants you the ability to learn everything about a subject in six months and see The Pattern Linking All Things

08.07.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 1023 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 14
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PARANOIAC POWER A contribution from Alenka Zupančič

I've been looking forward to be able to share this one. Such an honour to have my name and thought reflected in Alenka's work.

Β»We can also see in the executive order how and why policing β€œtrans” and policing β€œwomen” are essentially part of the same agenda.Β«

slavoj.substack.com/p/paranoiac-...

29.06.2025 07:04 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
22.06.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 23705 πŸ” 8765 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 115
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22.06.2025 09:19 πŸ‘ 11437 πŸ” 3529 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 108

alas, this is not nearly as stupid as the lead up to the Iraq war.

18.06.2025 18:44 πŸ‘ 2528 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 12

like imagine admitting in public that you actually looked at somebody else in there. couldn’t be me

18.06.2025 12:44 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🎡 I'm having wicked dreams, the ring is calling me
The Shire I have to flee, I gotta get to Bree
But at my windowsill, somebody's dropping eaves
Oh just my gardener, guess I'll take Sam Gamgee

03.06.2025 05:56 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

love how hard this article cooks this guy and AI in general. excellent work by Allison here

30.05.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 350 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

being fat isnt a moral failing and being sick isn't a moral failing and if you think either of those things go to hell

29.05.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 1056 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

β€œSlip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Thank a rail worker today!

IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION β€œSlip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt. Thank a rail worker today!

unions: they get the job done

29.05.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 11089 πŸ” 2539 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 130

The road trip show-thing she did back when she first came out is probably the best thing she's done for transpeople. And that's only because she platformed some other cool transpeople (I honestly don't remember if they're all women, so "people" is my safeguard)

26.05.2025 08:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to let myself become less caring, less soft, less empathetic, because someone somewhere might not be telling the truth. Whether I try to help shouldn't be determined by the receivers worthiness: it should be determined by whether I am capable of helping.

26.05.2025 08:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Kan vi fΓ₯ bedre vilkΓ₯r?"
"Vi har bedre vilkΓ₯r derhjemme"
Bedre vilkΓ₯r derhjemme:

06.05.2025 07:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First of all: which yarn? And how much of it?

28.04.2025 10:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brett Domino Trio and The Three Letter Word Song
Brett Domino Trio and The Three Letter Word Song YouTube video by The Tramp

youtu.be/TFmr7FQZ9OQ

15.04.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same! Dressed to Kill will probably always be my favourite, but Definite Article is up there too

13.04.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dressed to Kill has aged very, very gracefully to say the least

12.04.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeg ved ikke hvor mange liter vand, det koster at lave alle de AI-actionfigurer. Men det er ikke det værd.

12.04.2025 08:52 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hvorfor ikke fireogtyve satser? SΓ₯ de rigtigt kan lΓ¦re det

03.04.2025 07:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0