D. Po

feelin like a beefy boi

lol forgot I briefly had an alt on here

Damn imagine the insufferable discourse that would have occurred if Mulan came out in 2026

All I can think about watching the premier of top chef this week. iykyk.

body sort of tea after training today

Wait so why was Jake Shane with Rob to get Maura’s Birkin?

Two arms. Three legs.

My ass looks huge in my work slacks 😌

hello?

What?

Ricky Martin’s facelift is the Super Bowl champion.

Making some progress 💪

💔

I’m literally waiting in the wings for a stranger to ask me to explain the plot of Emily In Paris.

I fucking love Emily in Paris. What do you mean Mindy is going to be in a rat themed animated version of Moulin Rouge called Moulin Rat??

Moisturize me. Moisturize me.

Have friends who understand your lore

Check in on your dead head parents.

Because I’m a corporate shill!!

Are you normal or are you one of the select few who were on that side of tiktok with the girl who was faking having a face scar in 2022

Any LA gay guys have a personal trainer they’d recommend?

Oh!

My boyfriend just asked me to dull my shine

What it feels like to go the gym literally once in the new year.

Ok last year was job stability and mental health. This year is the year I get jacked.

Obsessed they they all collectively killed like at least 30 members of the US military with zero repercussions.

Stranger Things finale was uhhhh… it’s giving… “oh shit we gotta wrap it up”

I love lady Gaga I think she’s an interesting artist.

We are so back!!

Marcello get away from THEE EMILY