Insane Balatro hand
17.02.2026 19:06
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Insane Balatro hand
You've caught me in a very chinese time in my life
Two people on tournament stage, one (Hellsap, right) in jeans and green button down. The other (Crocs N Socks, left) in a pink suit with light blue shirt and blue Doraemon Crocs
@dddsmain.bsky.social got that shit ON
Staff was not part of the fit (borrowed). But I had to aura farm
I think my neighbors installed some sort of motion-sensor, ultrasound vermin deterrent.
But it's fucked up cuz I can still hear and have it jumpscare me
My life is going through an Infinity War collab
My tenure is halfway done
Now I'm cursed to bear this tradition forever
"Got it, bawss" - @dddsmain.bsky.social
I win!
Been a decade seen I've been to a wedding
Itsa me...
back in my day
Yeah, I'll run it again
Amen
"Why did we even play a second game?"
I have finally logged into bluesky
Destroys up to 2 selected cards...
The secret is to willingly forget after the curiosity is satisfied
Streaming some match analysis tonight in preparation for Frosty Fausting. Come chill with explanations of the Dizzy / Johnny Matchup 😤
I feel like I'm in that zelda tee + cargo shorts bit
My brain is gone. All I can think of when I see this is,
"x2 mult, loses -x0.01 multiple per card discarded."
No, but you see. By starting with an early Constellation, I was able to pick up a Satellite to maintain my economy long enough to buy enough arcana packs to create enough face cards for some consistent Baron synergy.
It all makes sense to me
Debating if I go back to the shop and buy this to replace the bathrobe appearance at frostys
Goon maxxing
Aura farming on New Year's Eve
guess right every time
Gaston maxxing this Christmas I guess
